smurfasaur

So our vacation to the south might not happen now (still going to the con but possibly not for the whole week before) because that sullen angel contest is still going on! go vote again! help get a little smurfasaur to Cali!!!! it sucks that if i do get picked that is going to be the longest week of my life... i would leave on the monday i would have left for nashville (bummer) and go directly to kentucky for the con on friday. then the following tuesday i have to start school.... yeah busy busy either way though im still going to have a blast for the whole week before school starts! last hurrah type deal. but here is the link and photo and all that jazz

just like my picture for your vote to be counted!
Voting party going on right here!



My troupe preformed at the asbury zombie walk we obiviously had a blast some dude who was not male stripper material was deff way to fucked up for his own good trying to be sexy with his overalls HILARIOUS. I was a zombie shirly temple! isnt that disguisting and fucked up? taking your cloths off in a burlesque act to on the good ship lolipop! there is something wrong with that, but i like it. next number is going to be completely unholy. im trying to hack a big ol lougie into religions face... thats the goal but dont I make a disguisting zombie shirley temple- those lolipops on the chair right there those are intestines yep.



and we just preformed at Exxxotica. The con itself lame as fuck. it was smaller then i was expecting and nothing really going on although all the preformers killed it. i only could see some of each but they were really cool especially the fetish stuff. but they had pole dancers there and only like 2 actually knew how to pole dance they were just models or something that they hired. kinda lame the con had good pizza though. when we start the partying at the hotel thats when shit kinda got out of hand- haha you know those metal food cover things for room service? i stole one out of the hall from another room and there was still food left under it well jesse got hungry enough and ate it and the drive to find food was hilarious we were all retarded fucked up so of course once we get into the gas station we take an hour to grab shit and try to make food there with boiling water that guy probably hated us.

and then the next night we were hanging out in the room and there were so many people in and out and one of the girls was getting pissy *insert mocking voice* i wanna hang out with my bf, why are there so many people here, there are drugs here he dosent like it, he wants to fight these people, he lost respect for all of you and he didnt know you all partied like that blahh blahhh and she told off like 3 people that walked into our room with one of the other girls that was staying in the room with us. Oh and the someone got fake blood on her hair straightner dude it was the tinyest bit of blood on the handle not even a big deal. but she makes everything a big deal, but i shut that up real quick i told here no dude if you dont want it to get dirty dont leave it in the bathroom sitting out when we are getting ready to preform, she tried to argue with me about it but i said no. after she told off the people who came in with the other girl i was like no shut up youre being a bitch there is no reason to talk to someone who didnt do anything to you like that. then there was the fight

she was trying to say her and her bf paid for the room too and people should ask them before people come in because *wahhh wahhh* they didnt know them and they were uncomfortable boo hoo grow up youre an adult if you dont like what is going on go outside for a smoke or down to the afterparty or something dont throw a tantrum like a 5 yr old. and he was uncomfortable with the drugs and shit that were there she did it too and tried to throw it in our faces, nope dude you did coke and now your bf is mad at you because of a desicion you made, no one forced you to do it. actually noone even asked you, you asked if you could get some so quit your bitching. then she tried to say she only did it because she wanted to be accepted by us and be part of what we were doing. that is bullshit, youre an adult you make your own desicions and that is that. i very VERY rarely smoke weed i just dont like the way it makes me feel, so when people are smoking in a group setting i pass the shit to the next person and dont hit it. if people ask why i dont smoke i tell them i dont like it and it makes me paranoid and no one ever gives me a hard time it just means more for them.

and i really dont like having to say shit to people, but if you let it continue it will only get worse and she is one of those people that sometimes needs to be knocked down a peg. but what ever because she listens to me when i do have to say something because i dont yell, i dont insult, and im just very direct. it sucks because i am real laid back and i dont give enough fucks about anything to really get worked up over things but i can also fly off the handle if you push enough of my buttons. she has seen it once, and she said she never wants to see me like that again. that was at the biker rally in july at someone else.

and im sick as fuck i woke up hungover dazed confused i think i have bronchitis and my hand might be broken or rolled tendon or some shit (not from this weekend) I was sleep walking about a week ago and apparently i tried to fight the wall and lost

wow long blog i guess alot of shit happened haha