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You funny bastard, we b friends now *tears in eyes laughter*

Oh yeah, the stubbies and wife beater look, I'm with you there, it takes more talent than I've got to pull that one off. A much maligned and misunderstood art form that one, it takes a truly dedicated bloke to perfect that technique. Mind you it's surprising the number of blokes that have tried to pull it off. Women are a much more sophisticated animal these days and don't usually fall for that shit. The modern female can be quite scary, so it takes a man with real balls to pull that one off, and I'm afraid I just dont possess the minerals for that.
From what Ive seen, the modern woman just doesnt see the humor in it any more and will fuck your shit up quick fast and in a hurry at even the slightest hint of stubbies and wife beater (and rightly so me thinks). In fact I made the mistake of slipping into an old pair of stubbies a couple of weeks back to do some gardening and Kate gave me the dirtiest look as I came down the stairs, I was like what?? but the look stayed so I turned around and fled back to the bedroom and got changed before something nasty happened like me not getting sex for a week. Like I said man, only the truly brave fuck with that shit.

Nuckinya


BTW this doesnt mean Im whipped either, just prudent (well thats what I keep telling myself, so dont go burstn my bubble bitch)

[Edited on Feb 17, 2004 6:09AM]

i paid $107 for a souvlaki a few months ago. the food shop charged me 7, and the council 100. bastards.
xo

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[Edited on Feb 16, 2004 6:34AM]

Hell no, hearse drivers drive way to slow to have an accident. Haha thats hella funny, reminds me of this skit they did for Jackass, "Body in a Casket". Pretty much identical except a fake corpse.

Yo, you get my package yet? If you like the cd and wanna play it I think we'll have copies of the stuff we just recorded soon.

If you can't beat em, join em. The east coast is really pretty great. You are living in the world's most isolated city you know.

Rad, glad you like it. The new stuff is even better. I was worrying after all that waiting you wouldn't like it which would be a waste. Are there any shops over there that would be interested in stocking a few cds? We're always on the lookout for expanding our audience.

what wrong with monotony? especially when it involes things like, cooking broccoli, playing with dirt, and reading old copies of tv week. id much rather do that than something exciting, like travelling or going out with friends and getting wasted. over rated that is!!

btw, cool new profile pic.

stay crazy, my pretty!!

xo

I take back what I said!

Thanks mate, your right he is a strong bloke, as it turns out he did not have cancer, they removed part of his right lung and found only scar tissue which is a good thing apprently so he be alright.
I can put my morbidity aside now and go on partying, all is good and right once again, cheers.

excellent news!!xo

good work! That sounds so exciting!

Dockers for the flag!! hahaha!! we'll see you in the first round pal......(mind you i think you're more a chance that us,although i think we may surprise a few people....)

thanks for the comments re: my profile pic... the reason why it's such a close up is cos my cam is so fucked I cant do timed photos on it so I had to do it with me hand! Sure I have seen other SG profile pics which this also must of been the case.