These are some things I'd like to have.
1. a recently remodeled detached garage apartment with nobody living above, below or beside me.
and within that apartment I would like the following things:
-washer and dryer (or at least available on premises)
-a new sofa (already taken care of)
-a new bed
-new rest of the furniture (since I have almost none)
-a new computer desk
-a nice upright piano
-a nice small vintage drum kit
-a 24" iMac with an external harddrive, firewire audio I/O, and Airport.
2. a sleep slave, not a sex slave, just someone to come sleep with me whenever I desire.
3. about $20K? for assorted cosmetic surgeries.
That's not too much to ask for. With the exception of the sleep slave and $20K I believe these things will all be mine within the first half of next year.
1. a recently remodeled detached garage apartment with nobody living above, below or beside me.
and within that apartment I would like the following things:
-washer and dryer (or at least available on premises)
-a new sofa (already taken care of)
-a new bed
-new rest of the furniture (since I have almost none)
-a new computer desk
-a nice upright piano
-a nice small vintage drum kit
-a 24" iMac with an external harddrive, firewire audio I/O, and Airport.
2. a sleep slave, not a sex slave, just someone to come sleep with me whenever I desire.
3. about $20K? for assorted cosmetic surgeries.
That's not too much to ask for. With the exception of the sleep slave and $20K I believe these things will all be mine within the first half of next year.
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What do you want done? I heart plastic surgery! Almost as much as I heart MacBooks! Though the one that i'm on right now is a 5 year old ibook that needs some replacing soon.