Is it just me, or does "The Passion of the Christ" sound like an asian movie that translates badly into english? "Happy Fun Sock with Soy Death Foot!"
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Me and my roommate, hkphotoaustin, wanted to unwind tonight, so we went out downtown to have a few drinks.
We were 10 blocks away from downtown when Hunter says, "Oh shit...we're retarded." "Why?" "Do you know what day it is?" "Tuesday?" beat beat...."Oh fuck, it's Fat Tuesday."
We found rockstar parking...went to our favorite bar...drank a few...and then left the horror that was downtown...
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We were 10 blocks away from downtown when Hunter says, "Oh shit...we're retarded." "Why?" "Do you know what day it is?" "Tuesday?" beat beat...."Oh fuck, it's Fat Tuesday."
We found rockstar parking...went to our favorite bar...drank a few...and then left the horror that was downtown...
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mulhollanddrive:
I used to have to wear "The Smudge". I went to Catholic school. In fact, I was the only one in my neighborhood who did. It was bad enough as it was, but putting a target on my forehead just made it that much easier to fuck with me. I didn't go near Downtown. That just ain't for me. When I lived in Seattle, a bunch of people got murdered or severely beaten during Mardi Gras. They know how to party. Stupid fucks! As far as having things 5 blocks from my place, that's pretty much the case. I planned it that way. It's pretty damn ironic that I NEVER go to the Continental. Ever. Have a good weekend. Is there anything goin' on?
jena:
Howdy! 
your girl is from Philly? wEIRD....um, i like it b/c it's cheaper than NY and u can smoke everywhere but i don't know what makes it great. i guess i still haven't explored it much. i've been in NY for a lil while; i return next week. HEY you never told me were the Supersuckers are from! Help.
your girl is from Philly? wEIRD....um, i like it b/c it's cheaper than NY and u can smoke everywhere but i don't know what makes it great. i guess i still haven't explored it much. i've been in NY for a lil while; i return next week. HEY you never told me were the Supersuckers are from! Help.There was a college chick at a restaurant that was trying a little too hard to look like Paris Hilton. You know what her shirt said? "No, I just look like her."
Douchebag.
Douchebag.
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zephyra:
You should have punched her in her face.
Not really.
But it would have been funny.
Not really.
But it would have been funny.
museb:
wow...i didn't even know who paris hilton was until 2 days ago...one of the benefits of not having a tv...you get to avoid all the vapid, pointless pop culture icons...
V-Day rocked. zephyra and dayglow (hubba hubba) are proof that every area of the country, whether you like it or not, has really cool people there. I've never been a fan of DFW, but you ladies rule.
One thing I noticed about suicidegirls members meeting is that we have to remember each other's first name in conjunction with screen names...we can't just call each other...
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One thing I noticed about suicidegirls members meeting is that we have to remember each other's first name in conjunction with screen names...we can't just call each other...
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dayglow:
I like your yo mama joke, hehe. Did you see Triumph at the American Idol thingy last night?
mulhollanddrive:
Hey, looks like you haven't been on for a few days. Flametricks at Trophy's tonight. You should go.
In celebration of V-Day:
Check out my latest update
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xiphoidtoo:
fun was had last night. gotta do it again soon. sorry we missed the velvet suit. 
dayglow:
Hey, had a good time last night. Im all sad bec I gotta go to school tomorow, and study, and have no fun.
Talk to you later
And by the way I checked yes.
Talk to you later
And by the way I checked yes.
Coyote Ugly Saloon is Sucktastic!
Like a virus, Coyote Ugly Saloons are popping up all over America. Based on that movie with the girls dancing, singing, pouring drinks and cockteasing, this so-called bar has arrived here in Austin, Texas. Yay.
Alright, first of all, its not a big deal to have a hot chick dancing on the barany decent watering hole will have that happen...
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Like a virus, Coyote Ugly Saloons are popping up all over America. Based on that movie with the girls dancing, singing, pouring drinks and cockteasing, this so-called bar has arrived here in Austin, Texas. Yay.
Alright, first of all, its not a big deal to have a hot chick dancing on the barany decent watering hole will have that happen...
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sqook:
haha word. They made a coyote ugly strip club in this town, which I hear is a big dive... who would have thought american culture would have resorted to making franchise bars.
thepantychrist:
AH HAH HA HA!
We spent about about 15 minutes inside that bar the other night. It's like a black hole for dignity. And the place was fucking packed to the gills!
How shameful it must be, young woman, for you to tend bar in a bikini top. Is a two dollar tip from a red faced and sweating frat pledge really worth it.
And that mongoloid cover version of Feel Like Making Love by kid rock was the least painful thing of the experience.
I have never seen a more humiliating, cheap, and hateful spectacle. And I've been to Disneyland.
We spent about about 15 minutes inside that bar the other night. It's like a black hole for dignity. And the place was fucking packed to the gills!
How shameful it must be, young woman, for you to tend bar in a bikini top. Is a two dollar tip from a red faced and sweating frat pledge really worth it.
And that mongoloid cover version of Feel Like Making Love by kid rock was the least painful thing of the experience.
I have never seen a more humiliating, cheap, and hateful spectacle. And I've been to Disneyland.
Dumbest thing I've said in a while:
Me: "Man, I hope this charcoal hasn't gone bad...it's pretty old."
hkphotoaustin: "Well, coal is pretty old itself."
Me: "Oh yeah...I guess it's good unless the bag is full of diamonds, huh?"
Me: "Man, I hope this charcoal hasn't gone bad...it's pretty old."
hkphotoaustin: "Well, coal is pretty old itself."
Me: "Oh yeah...I guess it's good unless the bag is full of diamonds, huh?"
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museb:
BAHAHAHA...that's a scene from 'raising arizona' right? well it should be...
thepantychrist:
well... it beats pissing yourself infront of the 8th grade class out of sheer embarrassment.
I need a job. Or bags of money...bails of cocaine...something.
zephyra:
I need sleep.
smokepuppet:
I'll trade you.
I will be drinking with my single friends the weekend of V-Day. Oh well.
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garnet:
Bite that - I say anti-V Day party! We used to have these when we had the crew in the same locale... Everyone wears black, everyone brings something that looks gross but tastes great (brain and heart jello molds were popular), and you gotta have the prerequisite heart candies or cookies with messages like "Be my Bitch" or "R U 18". or "Bend Over" or whatever twisted message comes to mind.... And lots of booze of course.
grrlhavoc:
v-day always makes me nervous...i need to come up wiht something great to do this year...
I went to a Baptist college. Baptist girls are a little fucked up, because they were all raised to "save themselves for marriage", which is a load of crap because I don't know anyone who had a good first time. The guy gets done really fast and the girl's in pain...yeah, what a REAL SPECIAL NIGHT.
What's funny about some Baptist girls is they won't...
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sacred:
anal sex....what a strange treat that is....how the hell did you end up in a baptist college?
do baptist girls go down? would they let you go down on them?
so much to ponder....
Luv Sinn
do baptist girls go down? would they let you go down on them?
so much to ponder....
Luv Sinn
smokepuppet:
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[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 2:53PM]
As me about the beer mug sometime.