I went to a Baptist college. Baptist girls are a little fucked up, because they were all raised to "save themselves for marriage", which is a load of crap because I don't know anyone who had a good first time. The guy gets done really fast and the girl's in pain...yeah, what a REAL SPECIAL NIGHT.
What's funny about some Baptist girls is they won't have sex...in the vagina. There's a couple that will have anal sex though. That makes sense. Your hymen's intact but you can make your asshole whistle on command. There's purity for you.
It all stems from the commandment "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife", which was then translated into "Thou shalt not commit adultery". Then it was interpreted that all premarital sex is considered adultery. So where did the "anal is okay" come from? I personally think a bold chick asked a religious official, "Does anal count?"
The guy probably thought about it and said, "Nah, anal is fine. Want to go catch a movie?"
What's funny about some Baptist girls is they won't have sex...in the vagina. There's a couple that will have anal sex though. That makes sense. Your hymen's intact but you can make your asshole whistle on command. There's purity for you.
It all stems from the commandment "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife", which was then translated into "Thou shalt not commit adultery". Then it was interpreted that all premarital sex is considered adultery. So where did the "anal is okay" come from? I personally think a bold chick asked a religious official, "Does anal count?"
The guy probably thought about it and said, "Nah, anal is fine. Want to go catch a movie?"
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do baptist girls go down? would they let you go down on them?
so much to ponder....
Luv Sinn
[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 2:53PM]