smokepuppet

I went to a wedding in North Carolina last weekend. We all drank at the wedding reception for several hours, and then we went to a bar and drank for several hours...this ended with the entire wedding party dancing to early 90's/late 80's rap.
I woke up the next morning and asked my girl, "Ow...why does my big toe hurt?"
She said, "Maybe because at one point you did the worm...in boots."
(pause)
(memory comes back to me)
"Oh fuck..."