Some red-blooded Americans think that having just one flag sticker and/or a "Power of Pride" bumper sticker is enough for their SUV or mini-van. What they fail to realize is that you are only patriotic to the people behind you in traffic. It is also necessary to put a flag sticker on either side of your automobile so that everyone you pass or who passes you will not mistake you for a possible terrorist.
And don't forget to put a large American Flag banner or sticker on the hood or roof of your car. You wouldn't want the black helicopter that follows you home thinking your vehicle is manned by a Commie, would you?
Finally, ensure there's a flag visible on the underside of your car. Should you take it in for repair or general check-up, you'll want your mechanic to know that you are truly a real American.
Thanks and enjoy Patriot day, you thick-headed jingoes.
And don't forget to put a large American Flag banner or sticker on the hood or roof of your car. You wouldn't want the black helicopter that follows you home thinking your vehicle is manned by a Commie, would you?
Finally, ensure there's a flag visible on the underside of your car. Should you take it in for repair or general check-up, you'll want your mechanic to know that you are truly a real American.
Thanks and enjoy Patriot day, you thick-headed jingoes.
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