I'm going to write a book entitled, "Everything I Know I Learned From the Toothless Ex-Crackwhore Who Ran The AA Meeting Yesterday in East Austin".
Chapter One: Save the Drama For Your Mama. She actually used the phrase so much she ended up shortening it to "Mama Drama".
Chapter Two: Apples are Hard to Eat When Your Missing Most of Your Teeth.
She talked AT us, lecturing and giving advice. Hey, listen, Smiley Sue?I'm happy that you stopped smoking crack before you died. However, just because you quit doesn't necessarily make you the best counselor, does it? I mean, I never started?and besides, worst case scenario is that I'm an alcoholic. Never sucked a dick for a beer. Wait?let me think back?NOPE. So unless you're instructing me in the proper way to blow a guy for 5 bucks with dignity, you need to play the quiet game and let someone else talk. Okay, sweetie? Thanks.
Chapter One: Save the Drama For Your Mama. She actually used the phrase so much she ended up shortening it to "Mama Drama".
Chapter Two: Apples are Hard to Eat When Your Missing Most of Your Teeth.
She talked AT us, lecturing and giving advice. Hey, listen, Smiley Sue?I'm happy that you stopped smoking crack before you died. However, just because you quit doesn't necessarily make you the best counselor, does it? I mean, I never started?and besides, worst case scenario is that I'm an alcoholic. Never sucked a dick for a beer. Wait?let me think back?NOPE. So unless you're instructing me in the proper way to blow a guy for 5 bucks with dignity, you need to play the quiet game and let someone else talk. Okay, sweetie? Thanks.
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those AA meetings sound like they could drive a person TO drink.