smokepuppet

This morning's been so slow, we've actually been arguing about breakfast food at work. Let me just say, for the record, "Fuck bagels."
Seriously. They're too much work...they take too much time to chew and digest...and for some reason, they bring cream cheese into the mix. Why? What was wrong with toast? There's no problem with thick texas toast drenched in butter...maybe jelly too. Stupid anti-bread bagel eaters.
Eh, eat what you like.