I do not eat healthy
My roommate and I have different tastes in food. He eats asian food and drinks tea and soy milk. I, on the other hand, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and eat Dinty Moore and bologna sandwiches. Needless to say, we'll never have one of those "who ate who's food" arguments.
"Hey, who ate my chili cheese dog hotpockets?"
"You did last night, Drunky McBlackout."
"Well,that certainly explains the dysentery."
Sooner or later, I will need to quit eating like a 19 year-old college student. I smoke like a chimney though, so I haven't straightened up my diet simply because the rest of my lifestyle is unhealthy and I want everything to match. Anyone else go to 2 or 3 different Jack-in-the-Box's or Taco Bell's just so the employees there won't recognize me?
"That guy's either stalking me or training to become fat."
My roommate and I have different tastes in food. He eats asian food and drinks tea and soy milk. I, on the other hand, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and eat Dinty Moore and bologna sandwiches. Needless to say, we'll never have one of those "who ate who's food" arguments.
"Hey, who ate my chili cheese dog hotpockets?"
"You did last night, Drunky McBlackout."
"Well,that certainly explains the dysentery."
Sooner or later, I will need to quit eating like a 19 year-old college student. I smoke like a chimney though, so I haven't straightened up my diet simply because the rest of my lifestyle is unhealthy and I want everything to match. Anyone else go to 2 or 3 different Jack-in-the-Box's or Taco Bell's just so the employees there won't recognize me?
"That guy's either stalking me or training to become fat."