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Thursday May 15, 2003

May 15, 2003
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CGI Sucks. Stop it.

CGI is ruining an already suck-ass movie industry. It's the reason all the new Star Wars movies suck. And I bet it's why the Matrix sequel is being shit on by reviewers right now.

The problem is not that computers were used in the production of these disappointments, it's that they're used too much. Instead of accentuating the film footage, they're replacing whole fucking characters with computer generated animation. Wow. Yeah, you?re right?noone will ever tell the difference.

Look at the latest rash of comic book movies. The good ones, like "Blade" and "X-Men" don't have animated characters. They use the computers for effects?as opposed to the shitty shitty Spiderman film, where Tobey Maguire fights Roger Fucking Rabbit and shit.

Sooner or later, people are going to wake up and stop watching these films. I just saw the trailer to the Hulk. "Oh NO! LOOK! THERE'S A GIANT GREEN ANIMATED CHARACTER! WOW! HE JUST THREW AN ANIMATED TANK INTO THE AIR! COOL!" Christ, fuckers?if I wanted to watch a cartoon, I wouldn?t have paid $7.50 to watch real people pretend they?re running from something.

I realize sometimes you have to bite the bullet and do what you can afford, but come on?are you telling me George Lucas can't afford makeup or special effects guys? You did it before, you sellout! Do it again!

And if you're going to fuck up a movie, use your CGI powers for good, not evil. Create a lead in the Matrix and tell Keanu to stick it.

Somebody wake me up when another Coen Brothers movie comes out.
suburbanslave:
I fell ya!! Littledeadkid's dad is one of the last guys in CO that still does special effects by hand - the way its supposed to be done - building shit and blowing it the fuck up! There is nothing worse than goign to see a movie and getting to see how fuckin fake it is!!!!!
Anywho, I was just checking in to see if u were going to come hang out with us on saturday night - check the group and come out!!!!!!
May 15, 2003

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