Here's a driving quiz: You roll up to a stop light...there are two lanes. In one, an 18-wheeler, and in the other, just a car. Who do you pull behind?
Answer: the car, UNLESS...it's a goddamn minivan. I have never seen anyone speed, much less accelerate at a reasonable level in a minivan. At least truckers have a reason they take time to build up...
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Answer: the car, UNLESS...it's a goddamn minivan. I have never seen anyone speed, much less accelerate at a reasonable level in a minivan. At least truckers have a reason they take time to build up...
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I gamble online. I don't suck. What that means is that I've invested $40 at the end of October, and as of now I have $24. I gamble every day...not bad, but unfortunately, my dream of doing this for a living is fleeting.
I just found out that my exwife is good for something. She had me invest a portion of all my paychecks into...
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I just found out that my exwife is good for something. She had me invest a portion of all my paychecks into...
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sacred:
that's right!!!!!!FUCK IT!!!!!
getting money is rad! i wish i had more---shitty economy!
i don't have an ex wife but if i did.............
grrrrrrrrr
have a good nite!
Luv Sinn
getting money is rad! i wish i had more---shitty economy!
i don't have an ex wife but if i did.............
grrrrrrrrr
have a good nite!
Luv Sinn
jizzikah:
I wish I knew (and understood) how to invest my money in things. Then again, I wish I knew how to pay my bills on time instead of blowing my money on worthless shit and panicking at the end of every month trying to make my rent...
I've learned that large quantities of alcohol and reality TV don't mix. I don't think my friends will ever invite me to a viewing of Joe whatever-the-fuck again...I'm a grumpy bitch.
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sacred:
hey where'd ya go?
Luv Sinn
i spent 3 days this week in an beer induced coma
aren't ya proud
Luv Sinn
i spent 3 days this week in an beer induced coma
aren't ya proud
brokenglassheart:
i would pay money to see you drunk off yer ass watching one of those shows! 
[Edited on Nov 28, 2003 11:00PM]
[Edited on Nov 28, 2003 11:00PM]
There's a slew of games for Playstation 2 and Xbox that are either out or forthcoming that deal with warFor a while they were just WWII games made popular by movies like "Saving Private Ryan" and shows like "Band of Brothers." More recently, the games are more related to the Middle East (HmmmI wonder why). There was even a shitty little game where the goal...
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azrael_abyss:
LOL! 
It is now November 11th...one year ago I split with my wife.
I'm now divorced, unemployed, drunk...
I've never been more unstable. But I've never been happier.
I'm now divorced, unemployed, drunk...
I've never been more unstable. But I've never been happier.
holymackerel:
well... im happy and sad for you at the same time man
hang in there... lots of material out of this maybe?
hang in there... lots of material out of this maybe?
sacred:
your silver lining is around the corner!
i know fucking optimist!
Luv Sinn
i know fucking optimist!
Luv Sinn
I wish I could sleep til noon and stay out all night as a career.
sacred:
AMEN!
its_matt:
join the navy!!!
I'm back. El Paso was...eh, It didn't suck ass.
Staff at the comedy club was great, I drank alot, and I didn't spend a lot of money. Success.
Staff at the comedy club was great, I drank alot, and I didn't spend a lot of money. Success.
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its_matt:
its always good to get free stuff.
sacred:
HHAAAEPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HALLLLOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
It's funny how God or fate (or whatever the fuck might exist that likes to mess with our lives) works. I get laid off...two days later, I was offered a gig in El Paso from Tuesday thru Saturday. 10 hour drive, but money's money...and it beats a goddamn temp job. Rock.
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garnet:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE A 
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azrael_abyss:
happy belated Birthday!
I was just laid off from a job that I worked at for 5 1/2 years. Yay.
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sacred:
that really sucks! but i'm sure that it is a sign that you are destined for greater things! i hope you find sumthin' to do with your time and you will find a job that you'll love
fading:
I would have to second the "fuck the man" bit.
Every time you blah blah blah,God kills a kitten.
(somebody's not even trying)
(somebody's not even trying)
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hkphotoaustin:
And every time God kills a kitten I touch myself, so it's an endless cycle.
its_matt:
just wanted to say hey hope the gig went well.... and thats it i guess
Just picked up an iSight. I've got a web cam now. I'm an official internet geek. Yay.
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mohollyweird:
just a note, i'm glad someone cared enough to post about Ronnie D'.
Thanks, Mhollywood
Thanks, Mhollywood
jizzikah:
I want a web cam. 
I went to a wedding in North Carolina last weekend. We all drank at the wedding reception for several hours, and then we went to a bar and drank for several hours...this ended with the entire wedding party dancing to early 90's/late 80's rap.
I woke up the next morning and asked my girl, "Ow...why does my big toe hurt?"
She said, "Maybe because at...
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I woke up the next morning and asked my girl, "Ow...why does my big toe hurt?"
She said, "Maybe because at...
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mindmeld23:
kid rock is hilarious. i drove around listening to his balls in your mouth tape for like two years.
hahahaha THE WORM!
be my internet friend...
hahahaha THE WORM!
be my internet friend...
holymackerel:
no prob *l* you mentioned it somewhere in your entries in the stand up group
GRRRRRRRR!
Luv Sinn