In celebration of V-Day:
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Coyote Ugly Saloon is Sucktastic!
Like a virus, Coyote Ugly Saloons are popping up all over America. Based on that movie with the girls dancing, singing, pouring drinks and cockteasing, this so-called bar has arrived here in Austin, Texas. Yay.
Alright, first of all, its not a big deal to have a hot chick dancing on the barany decent watering hole will have that happen...
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Like a virus, Coyote Ugly Saloons are popping up all over America. Based on that movie with the girls dancing, singing, pouring drinks and cockteasing, this so-called bar has arrived here in Austin, Texas. Yay.
Alright, first of all, its not a big deal to have a hot chick dancing on the barany decent watering hole will have that happen...
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sqook:
haha word. They made a coyote ugly strip club in this town, which I hear is a big dive... who would have thought american culture would have resorted to making franchise bars.
thepantychrist:
AH HAH HA HA!
We spent about about 15 minutes inside that bar the other night. It's like a black hole for dignity. And the place was fucking packed to the gills!
How shameful it must be, young woman, for you to tend bar in a bikini top. Is a two dollar tip from a red faced and sweating frat pledge really worth it.
And that mongoloid cover version of Feel Like Making Love by kid rock was the least painful thing of the experience.
I have never seen a more humiliating, cheap, and hateful spectacle. And I've been to Disneyland.
We spent about about 15 minutes inside that bar the other night. It's like a black hole for dignity. And the place was fucking packed to the gills!
How shameful it must be, young woman, for you to tend bar in a bikini top. Is a two dollar tip from a red faced and sweating frat pledge really worth it.
And that mongoloid cover version of Feel Like Making Love by kid rock was the least painful thing of the experience.
I have never seen a more humiliating, cheap, and hateful spectacle. And I've been to Disneyland.
Dumbest thing I've said in a while:
Me: "Man, I hope this charcoal hasn't gone bad...it's pretty old."
hkphotoaustin: "Well, coal is pretty old itself."
Me: "Oh yeah...I guess it's good unless the bag is full of diamonds, huh?"
Me: "Man, I hope this charcoal hasn't gone bad...it's pretty old."
hkphotoaustin: "Well, coal is pretty old itself."
Me: "Oh yeah...I guess it's good unless the bag is full of diamonds, huh?"
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museb:
BAHAHAHA...that's a scene from 'raising arizona' right? well it should be...
thepantychrist:
well... it beats pissing yourself infront of the 8th grade class out of sheer embarrassment.
I need a job. Or bags of money...bails of cocaine...something.
zephyra:
I need sleep.
smokepuppet:
I'll trade you.
I will be drinking with my single friends the weekend of V-Day. Oh well.
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garnet:
Bite that - I say anti-V Day party! We used to have these when we had the crew in the same locale... Everyone wears black, everyone brings something that looks gross but tastes great (brain and heart jello molds were popular), and you gotta have the prerequisite heart candies or cookies with messages like "Be my Bitch" or "R U 18". or "Bend Over" or whatever twisted message comes to mind.... And lots of booze of course.
grrlhavoc:
v-day always makes me nervous...i need to come up wiht something great to do this year...
I went to a Baptist college. Baptist girls are a little fucked up, because they were all raised to "save themselves for marriage", which is a load of crap because I don't know anyone who had a good first time. The guy gets done really fast and the girl's in pain...yeah, what a REAL SPECIAL NIGHT.
What's funny about some Baptist girls is they won't...
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What's funny about some Baptist girls is they won't...
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sacred:
anal sex....what a strange treat that is....how the hell did you end up in a baptist college?
do baptist girls go down? would they let you go down on them?
so much to ponder....
Luv Sinn
do baptist girls go down? would they let you go down on them?
so much to ponder....
Luv Sinn
smokepuppet:
[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 2:53PM]
[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 2:53PM]
People who are into conspiracy theories need to realize one thing about human nature: People can't keep a fucking secret.
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garnet:
Sure they can. Just takes a credible and inescapable death threat, that's all.
hollywoodrocks:
lol..
New Years was as expected. Lots of drinking and then physically fighting with one of my best friends. Afterwards, we didn't remember why we tumbled outside his house. I woke up with some bruises, sore muscles and some great stories.
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sfchopperchick:
Its ok.....I freely admit my like of Kid Rock also.
sfchopperchick:
Its ok.....I freely admit my like of Kid Rock also.
I just did three things that my mom wouldn't approve of at once:
1)Went to a strip club (Sugars)
2)consumed alcohol
3)played Texas Hold 'em (that's gambling, btw)
I came in fucking third. I rule.
(For those of you new to my journal, whenever john types "I rule" he's usually drunk)
1)Went to a strip club (Sugars)
2)consumed alcohol
3)played Texas Hold 'em (that's gambling, btw)
I came in fucking third. I rule.
(For those of you new to my journal, whenever john types "I rule" he's usually drunk)
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its_matt:
strippers rule.
mulhollanddrive:
Hey! Glad our paths crossed, be it ever so briefly last night. Definitely should hang out sometime.
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its_matt:
thats so fucking cool man, i think i introduce the phrase 'has a taste for the crank' into my everyday vocabulary....
sacred:
BAH HUMBUG!!!!!
the link rules!!!!!
Luv Sinn
the link rules!!!!!
Luv Sinn
To add to my previous journal entry:
I think many people tune in to see "The Simple Life" because they want to see Paris Hilton do something other than lie there bored on video.
I think many people tune in to see "The Simple Life" because they want to see Paris Hilton do something other than lie there bored on video.
25 million people watched "The Simple Life". Un-fucking-believable. I guarantee you it was someone from Fox who paid Paris Hilton's ex to release that video on the internet. What great publicity, huh? And what great timing...It's a good thing Fox held the show until now. They were going to show it over the summer but waited...interesting, isn't it?
What's even more interesting is how lower...
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sqook:
man, no SHIT! I've yet to see the actual show (our tv = broke) but I keep reading about it for no apparent reason. Fucking stupid.
sacred:
I FUCKING HATE TV
unless it is mafia related! or midgets!hehehehehe
i like cartoons, much safer!
Luv Sinn
unless it is mafia related! or midgets!hehehehehe
i like cartoons, much safer!
Luv Sinn
Talk to you later
And by the way I checked yes.