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Waiting for my credit card to be approved...may disappear soon...


I'm on myspace...johnrabon.com...meh.

Spadez is a good roommate. He doesn't suck.

GAH....I need money.

So, Ronald Reagan passed away...

Does that mean that Hinkley gets Jodie Foster now?

I'll have a new roommate in July...Thanks, spadez

If anyone knows of someone who's looking for a place to stay starting in July, I have a 3 bedroom house in North Austin (near Alamo Drafthouse North). Looking for a reliable roommate...you'll get two rooms and one bathroom to yourself, $500 a month ALL BILLS PAID.
Must be cat friendly.

If you're interested, or know someone who is, email me through SG. Thanks!

"It's a celebration, bitches."

I quit my dead-ass job and I start a new one on Tuesday...with an online gaming company. Yeah! And I get to wear jeans! Rock.

For those of you in Austin, I'm headlining the Velveeta Room Friday and Saturday, 9:30 and 11:30. I promise to be drunk and funny.
The Velveeta Room is on 6th and red river, right next to Esther's Follies.

My website has been blessed with, not one, but two hate mails. The best quote from them:
"You are a verbal terrorist and in your case I think there should be limits to your first amendment rights. AT LEAST WARN PEOPLE THAT YOUR WEBSITE IS UN-AMERICAN AND HATE-FILLED."

If you're bored go check them out:
Hate # 1
Hate # 2

Oh, and check out...
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I'm A Corporate Bitch


After an extended "vacation", I have a day job again. For those of you who are thinking, "Why don't you just do comedy full time", I'd like you to compare the pay of a feature act to my bills and debts, and then go eat a dick.
Anyway, I hate the fact that my job consists of me talking on the...
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Hey, instead of writing on the bathroom wall, "So-and-so swallows loads," be creative. Write, "So-and-so ________ _____" and play hangman. It'll entertain drunk people who are trying to take a deuce.

You know what happens when you buy a 6 year old cat a scratching post?
Absolutely nothing. Way to waste your money, genius.