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Its about time I updated. Just got home from work yesterday
Had to spend my birthday there last week .

So I'm going to celebrate it this week especially tomorrow when I'm going up to Newcastle to see Whitesnake in concert at the City Hall. you can't beat a bit of Whitesnake to take you back to the eighties. David Coverdale is a legend.

I have decided that I'm definitely going to get a motorbike but not till next spring, so I'm feverishly saving up so I can buy a nice new one. I'm even selling up my record collection on ebay so I must be serious, but my records never get played now so why not make a nice fat profit, I made 200 selling 11 records last month, if it carries on like that it will be great.

Todays joke

Three men are marooned on a desert island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flops his penis out. If the length of your three penises put together is as big as mine, then Ill show you a way to get off the island, he says. But otherwise youll be killed and eaten. The natives love muscle was a staggering 20 inches. The first man got his out, and it was 10 inches. The second man then produced a 9-inch knob. Realizing they only needed 1 inch to go, the first two men were quietly confident. The third got his penis out, and it was only 1 inch long. After some tense calculations, the native says, Okay, youve equalled the length of my penis. I have a boat which you can use to escape. While sailing away on the boat, the first man says to the other two, Youre lucky Ive got a 10-inch penis. And the second says, Youre lucky Ive got a 9-inch penis. To which the third man replies, And youre lucky I had an erection.