smithers_jones

I read a lot of books, which is one of the reasons I know much more than you do. From time to time, I will take a break from my important work of informing you about my cats and/or posting videos of other people's cats and share with you some of the knowledge I have accumulated from my studies.

For instance: No two bungholes are like. This fact was well known to the ancient civilizations. In fact, "anus" is actually Latin for "ass snowflake."