And you fuckers thought I was being melodramatic.
Sandra Frosti, a 69-year-old central Floridian, found an 8-foot long alligator prowling in her kitchen late Monday night, authorities said.
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I'll still take gators over smog, traffic, gang-bangers, earthquakes and failed actresses.
We've got it easy. And you can eat gators.