smithers_jones

Spring is finally upon us. That means the return of the abomination that is dudes wearing flip-flops and sandals. But because the universe must remain in balance, it also means the return of short skirts and hot chicks in beaters. This will make Jesus weep. I know this because every time Jesus weeps, my nether regions tingle a little.

Back to Muay Thai tonight. I took almost a week off because my body was deeply tired, but now I have strong urge to drive my knee into someone's solar plexus. Did I mention before that on Saturday I triangle choked a mother fucker? There is something satisfying on a deeply primal level about cutting off the blood flow to someone's brain with your legs.