"Fighting for a kiss from her sweet lips he forges on."
Blame Pyramaze for the above - it's been one of those nights. All around me appear subjugated to the same stagnant funk. I find it odd, wonderful, and sad that I must take solace in a metal song that:
a.) mentions unicorns,
b.) is (fairly certain here) based on the movie "Legend" (which I have not seen)
c.) mentions unicorns,
d.) has a man singing in a high falsetto.
Realistically, there are worse things in life; it is, however, an exceptionally fucking awesome song - the riffage that begins at 1:29 is just phenomenally fucking grand.
But I digress. Enough with unicorn metal. Let me sum up events since the 15th of March:
- MeNotYou and Maibey got married. Pretty wicked. Wearing a tux is soul-sucking and entirely too warm for my hoarfrost-covered soul to bear.
- I've seen family, friends, and - most importantly - my boy, and his momma (also known as Ryah). I couldn't be happier in this respect.
- Good friends, lots of booze, and good riffs written. Stellar music discovered.
- Enamored with a lovely, intelligent, sexy, talented dame with lovely curly hair that is either oblivious or entirely ambivalent of my feelings for her. This, dear readers, has led to a sad ouroboros of masochism and Good Times(tm) - a good equal dose. Full well knowing what manner of internal strife this sort of situation breeds inside my ridiculous mind, I sally forth with optimism unfounded. So fucking be it.
Yes. I *am* still listening to the unicorn song. Aural heroin.
LEGEND
HAS
BEGUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
In summary:
(which, I may add, is not really a summary - there are a number of events I've glossed over for no better reason than laziness or sheer indifference)
I tire of being fucked around, I tire of being thrust into situations of slight temporal payback, and I tire of offering what little I have only to be shuffled aside like so much chaff.
For fuck's sake.
Blame Pyramaze for the above - it's been one of those nights. All around me appear subjugated to the same stagnant funk. I find it odd, wonderful, and sad that I must take solace in a metal song that:
a.) mentions unicorns,
b.) is (fairly certain here) based on the movie "Legend" (which I have not seen)
c.) mentions unicorns,
d.) has a man singing in a high falsetto.
Realistically, there are worse things in life; it is, however, an exceptionally fucking awesome song - the riffage that begins at 1:29 is just phenomenally fucking grand.
But I digress. Enough with unicorn metal. Let me sum up events since the 15th of March:
- MeNotYou and Maibey got married. Pretty wicked. Wearing a tux is soul-sucking and entirely too warm for my hoarfrost-covered soul to bear.
- I've seen family, friends, and - most importantly - my boy, and his momma (also known as Ryah). I couldn't be happier in this respect.
- Good friends, lots of booze, and good riffs written. Stellar music discovered.
- Enamored with a lovely, intelligent, sexy, talented dame with lovely curly hair that is either oblivious or entirely ambivalent of my feelings for her. This, dear readers, has led to a sad ouroboros of masochism and Good Times(tm) - a good equal dose. Full well knowing what manner of internal strife this sort of situation breeds inside my ridiculous mind, I sally forth with optimism unfounded. So fucking be it.
Yes. I *am* still listening to the unicorn song. Aural heroin.
LEGEND
HAS
BEGUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
In summary:
(which, I may add, is not really a summary - there are a number of events I've glossed over for no better reason than laziness or sheer indifference)
I tire of being fucked around, I tire of being thrust into situations of slight temporal payback, and I tire of offering what little I have only to be shuffled aside like so much chaff.
For fuck's sake.
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