***Pimp--verb--to grill a medical student
see also, "being pimped"
This act is most often performed in public usually by an attending physician, but the offensive party may also be a resident, intern, or, on occasion, a traitorous, Hell-bound fellow student. Any topic, no matter how insignificant, encompassed in the entire sphere of accepted Western medicine is fair game. It is done under the pretense of education, but the twisted pleasure the inquisitive doctor experiences is betrayed by the throbbing erection and/or rock-hard nipples that are thrown into sharp silhouette by the unnatural Hell-light emanating from beneath their long white coats.
ex: (completely hypothetical--This did not happen earlier this afternoon.)
--doctor--Do you know why we are performing this procedure?
-student--Yes, sir. We are obtaining a sample of XXXXX to see if there have been any dysplastic changes.
--doctor--So what are the three possible outcomes and how would we treat each of them?
-student--(aloud) I'm not sure, sir. // (in thought) If I had known that I'd see this God damned thing today, I would have read about it last night. Fuck!
--doctor--Go find out and tell me in 10 minutes.
-student--(aloud) Yes, sir. // (in thought) Your heart pumps curdled shit.
see also, "being pimped"
This act is most often performed in public usually by an attending physician, but the offensive party may also be a resident, intern, or, on occasion, a traitorous, Hell-bound fellow student. Any topic, no matter how insignificant, encompassed in the entire sphere of accepted Western medicine is fair game. It is done under the pretense of education, but the twisted pleasure the inquisitive doctor experiences is betrayed by the throbbing erection and/or rock-hard nipples that are thrown into sharp silhouette by the unnatural Hell-light emanating from beneath their long white coats.
ex: (completely hypothetical--This did not happen earlier this afternoon.)
--doctor--Do you know why we are performing this procedure?
-student--Yes, sir. We are obtaining a sample of XXXXX to see if there have been any dysplastic changes.
--doctor--So what are the three possible outcomes and how would we treat each of them?
-student--(aloud) I'm not sure, sir. // (in thought) If I had known that I'd see this God damned thing today, I would have read about it last night. Fuck!
--doctor--Go find out and tell me in 10 minutes.
-student--(aloud) Yes, sir. // (in thought) Your heart pumps curdled shit.
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