smirkingatyou

I was chatting with a friend tonight about my love life, specifically why it's dead. Work, itself, has offered no opportunities. Aside from the ethical problems, my patient population does not an attractive dating pool make.
--possible opening line--
"Hey, i noticed the baby-daddy isn't around. Would you like to go out some time, ya know, as soon as you shit out that kid, turn 18, and clear up that STD? Call me."

My coworkers/colleagues offer only slightly more appealing opportunities. Most are married or taken. While this has rarely stopped me from pursuing something, I have learned not to trust those women. Regardless of the situation, if they'll cheat for you, then they'll cheat on you. Also, I'm generally not attracted to most medical students or doctors that I've met. The one medical student that I "dated" was a lesbian.

Most "nice girls" that I've met have no interest in me. That's fine by me since most nice girls bore the living Hell out of me. However, it would be nice to find an interesting, intelligent, available, honest female that doesn't feel the need to cut herself when she's feeling down.

My friend suggested, that I do something after work that doesn't involve drinking at a bar or lifting weights. She suggested that I join a yoga class. Personally, I'd rather leave this God-forsaken city and try my luck elsewhere, but since I'm stuck here for another 17 months, I may find myself in down-dog position very soon.