smirkingatyou

Today a woke up with my neck stiff and sore . . . worse than anything I can remember. Sadly, I haven't done any strenuous exercise lately, which leaves 2 plausible explanations.

1- tension
Note*** I don't remember the details of my dreams last night, but I do remember the feelings anger and frustration. My best guess is that I became tense for an unusually long time and pulled some muscles in my neck and back. I wish I had access to a swimming pool. A few laps would probably make me feel better.

2- meningitis
Note*** Since I have no reason to really suspect meningitis and merely mentioned it to be a smartass, I'm not overly-concerned about it. However, I have been wrong before, and if I do have meningitis, then the odds are good that I'm gonna get savage brain damage (seeing as how I have no plans to go to a hospital any time soon). Should this happen, I'd like to state now, as a kind of living will, that should I enter a persistant vegetative state, I would like my care-givers to refrain from sustaining me with artificial means. Instead, I would like to receive morphine and blowjobs at regular 6-hour intervals until I die.