Tomorrow is the last day. I'm gonna miss this class so damn much.
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me--"Despite our best efforts, the patient lived."
teacher--"I should warn you. This technique has a 0% success rate."
me--"Wait . . .what?"
teacher--"No patient has ever survived to discharge."
me--(flabbergasted)"Then why don't we just smother them instead of hooking them up to the expensive death machine?!?"
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me--"Despite our best efforts, the patient lived."
teacher--"I should warn you. This technique has a 0% success rate."
me--"Wait . . .what?"
teacher--"No patient has ever survived to discharge."
me--(flabbergasted)"Then why don't we just smother them instead of hooking them up to the expensive death machine?!?"