I got an *ahem* early birthday present from my friend Sarah! Check it out:
But wait, there's MORE!
I took it home and found a place to show it off. Later I was told that inside there was even MORE nuttiness!
the inside reads as follows:
it's okay to try this on if you want to
but don't really try it on...that's weird. this pad is happy cause you saved it from the ill mama. it thanks you and so do I. drip drip drip drip drip
squirt drip 

But wait, there's MORE!

I took it home and found a place to show it off. Later I was told that inside there was even MORE nuttiness!

the inside reads as follows:
it's okay to try this on if you want to



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menotyou:
Jesus. I just dry heaved.
smellslikescifi:
you and your weird fear of all things menstruation
