tinyhobo:
that is fucking awesome!
dhd_no_pants:
Thanks again for the fisty picture. It made my day.
scheisskopf:
Ha! Is that Patrick Duffy? You actually remember that guy?
tinyhobo:
i want you to photoshop something for me..pick out a pic of me outta my folder a play..
Practial Self Defense Training Video
mrginger:
This is why I always carry a little crack with me.
cureelise:
ROFL who gave your granny a thong - that is hella funny but also kicks fucking arse as well-
Well, I know it's been four months. Sorry, been busy. Well, here's me reciting a little something I wrote.
Some people look at the world through rose-colored glasses
I've got a pair of glasses
I use them to see
There's a problem though
My lenses are shit-colored
My woman and I left the house today
We had to drive across town
To run errands and take care of whatever it is adults take care of
I step outside and my stomach turns
I look...
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I've got a pair of glasses
I use them to see
There's a problem though
My lenses are shit-colored
My woman and I left the house today
We had to drive across town
To run errands and take care of whatever it is adults take care of
I step outside and my stomach turns
I look...
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jnc809:
Hey, I just wanted to say it was nice meeting you the other night. What did you think of L goes dark? It looks like you had a pretty good time. Are you going to the next?
sherrer:
shits revolving gets in the way of the drink.
I'm just a Regular Joe
With a Regular Job
Like the Leary Song
I don't have it made
But I really Kind of do
I work three quarters of a notch
Above minimum wage
I've never been fired
But nine months
Is the longest
I've ever kept a job
I make people happy
I'm a great fucking friend
So they've said
The only kids I...
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With a Regular Job
Like the Leary Song
I don't have it made
But I really Kind of do
I work three quarters of a notch
Above minimum wage
I've never been fired
But nine months
Is the longest
I've ever kept a job
I make people happy
I'm a great fucking friend
So they've said
The only kids I...
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jnc809:
You didn't go to the L July 6 did you?
jnc809:
Yeah but I'm shy so you'll have to come say "hello"
Its hard to hold my sanity
With fingers rotting off
I licked the dripping holes of Christ
Then filled them with myself
Right where Mary knelt
The skin around my skull peels back
My morning glory head
A pistil brain and pollen eyes
Cant get the bees to quit
The cherub sifts through shit
The carcass falls through webs of flesh
Lands softly in my...
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With fingers rotting off
I licked the dripping holes of Christ
Then filled them with myself
Right where Mary knelt
The skin around my skull peels back
My morning glory head
A pistil brain and pollen eyes
Cant get the bees to quit
The cherub sifts through shit
The carcass falls through webs of flesh
Lands softly in my...
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jnc809:
Yes I went to the first one. 
I wanted to go to the second but noone told me. 
I met brad at the first one and again at barnes and noble. Are you gonna try to go to the 3rd?
I wanted to go to the second but noone told me. I met brad at the first one and again at barnes and noble. Are you gonna try to go to the 3rd?
sherrer:
kilr.
smellsl1keaclown:
Watch me 1up the Doc
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ontothenext:
Lets start a Mercury Fan club! 
cureelise:
LOL - that so made my day - u rawk my fakeass cock. now all I have to do is get someone to tat that on there . MWUAHAHAHAHA
affy:
I'll go with brains for $200.
The Monster Rap
I'm walking down the street. Chillin, illin, feeling good. Struttin down a dark alley in a shady neighborhood. Then all of a sudden Dracula fucking appears with a set of pointy fangs and some matching pointy ears.He grabbed me by the shirt and said
"I vant to suck your blood!"
And so I kicked him in the gut and said
"Fuck up...
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I'm walking down the street. Chillin, illin, feeling good. Struttin down a dark alley in a shady neighborhood. Then all of a sudden Dracula fucking appears with a set of pointy fangs and some matching pointy ears.He grabbed me by the shirt and said
"I vant to suck your blood!"
And so I kicked him in the gut and said
"Fuck up...
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foxee:
Ive tried... 
theyre just cigarette burns gone wrong. 
theyre just cigarette burns gone wrong.
jnc809:
I like what you posted on my blog.
