I arrived at university today a happy man. Happy, that was, until I discovered that I had to give a presentation on asylum & immigration at 11:00am. I discovered this at approximately 10:55am from another unfortunate member of my group. What's more, everybody else had prepared for it, they were stood around clutching sheefs of notes, reciting Home office reports off by heart. Thank god someone had the decency to hand me a couple of two week old newspapers with relevant stories in them. I thus stood up and spoke for 10 minutes using only The Express and The Mirror as sources on British and European immigration policy.
As I'm sure you can guess, it was fucking disastrous.
"I just don't see why it has to be me who gets a job!"
"Well it can't be me, I lead an alternative lifestyle!"
As I'm sure you can guess, it was fucking disastrous.
"I just don't see why it has to be me who gets a job!"
"Well it can't be me, I lead an alternative lifestyle!"
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The Young Ones is probably the only sound files I dont have. Got Red Dwarf, Bottom, Black Adder, Python and lots from Army of Darkness. Now my collection is complete.