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Wassuuuupp...

So I'm getting drunk right now. I've gotten to the stage in which my face in tingling, if not numb.
WOOT WOOT.

SO my Mom came back from england, she boguht me some nice stuff. 6 Victoria's Secret perfumes, 3 Bob Marley albums, and this awesome lip plumping lip gloss by Too Faced. Tres rad...

So you guys should totally buy the new Old...
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Baaaaaamm....

Go see Eliska's new set. I'm in love. RUN CHILDREN.. GO NOW!!

I'm off to my Dad's today, which means no internet until Friday. Can she do it?

So my aunt came over yesterday to pick up something of hers, and told me she had something to tell me.(I pet-sat for her and stayed alone at her home for a week)
Her neighbour...
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thedancewalker:
eliska's new set is bonalicious.

hooray for t & a!
cottser:
Eliska is definitely neato keen.

Spying = not cool. Unless there's secret agents involved.

Air miles make me laugh a lot. But good luck job hunting, get out there!

I've heard that joke somewhere before, oh so lame biggrin
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Ever phsyically scrap with your sibling? Ding ding ding- I won!

My sister is quite possibly the biggest douche in the world. She had taken that car that I left my wallet in. I was ticked that she left with it in there, knowing it was in there to begin with.
SO... I call her, and say I want to come pick it up. She...
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doctorskinny:
can't... stop... laughing...
northstar:
ahaha.. that sounds a little bit like my 18 year old sister. tongue

i saw your comment after mine in cottser's journal. hehehe.. i am a dirty girl.
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Wickity wickity whack bitches.

So as of yesterday until Saturday, I'm pet sitting at my Aunt's place. Two cats and one big smelly dog. All of these animals are sadly obese and in desparate need of physical challenge.

I think I'll take the pup for a run today, we both need it. I'll do that to coincide with me Carmen Electra videos, which I did...
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aandp:
Where ya moving to darling?
Hope the move goes well.
I'm moving in a few weeks too.
Fucking death. I hate moving.
THE MOST EVER.

And whatcha gunna wear for Warren??
minkos:
I hope you move to Montreal!!!
hehe U look nice...
Oh and I like your hair blond
-miss minks
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ATTENTION:

This is my public apology to Warren:
I'm sorry for what I said/typed. It was in no way intended to hurt or be snarky. I didn't mean to have it upset you, and I feel bad.
I was just upset at the situation and how we didn't have any control over it. I wasn't bashing anyone, I was just sad.

I LOVE YOU BABE,...
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aandp:
i think she went grey - but hasn't realized.
and i havent been home really in 3 weeks.
but i'll try to get in touch w/ her for you ... if you want.

and i asked for your msn because i thought we could take our discussion of the boys into a more private forum. wink
aandp:
e-mail w/ my msn contact sent.
smile
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Hi hi hi...

What a sunshiny day. Now that's it's done pissing down rain that is. Damnit, I just touched cat drool.. gross!

Know how I told you all to get Bettie Page dvd? WELL let me tell you. I decided to buy Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease last night, yowza!!

I just finished doing her volume 1 of 5, so sexy. In fact, I had...
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aandp:
so hot.
do you have msn darling?
jones:
lol no my fiance Morgan Jones shot it smile
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I despise hospitals.

I spent all of Sunday in two separate hospitals, due to a week-long effing migraine. It took the geniuses 5 different shots to find me something that would help. 4 in the arse, one through a tattoo, and an oxygen mask. Feel for me.

On top of that, Warren is in the process of passing a massive kindey stone with ice tea...
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andreastesfaye:
is it wrong to say that I'm in love with your eyebrows?!?!?!
aandp:
teeheehee.
we've had similar days to that.
we also have quite the lil' picture collection building up aswell.
my favourite is actually morning sex.
because usually i'm on my way to work and he's on his way to school. i'm all dress up hot and professional and ... well, you can fill in the blanks for yourself. blush makes me feel so sexy. also gives him an excellent start to his day. heh.
we're actually making a trip soon to a sex store around here to look at the different things. good sex is adventerous sex.
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OH phone dramas and emo photos taken by yourself... how i love thee!

So today I did nothing. Okay well, went out to dinner with my Mom after replacing some of my stolen items from my insurance claim mulah. While shopping, I happened to pick up two very rad items:

1) 'Zombie Night In Canada' cd: 25 songs, pure Canadian rockabilly. Superrad.

2) An effing...
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freakpirate:
I saw an ad for that Bettie Paige DVD. I want to see it. Yes, yes I do.

thedancewalker:
durrr, i probably coulda resized em through my many many copies of adobe products, as they're not getting the use they should've after college...
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Well darlings....

Looks as though yours truely is unemployed once again. Hear me out on this one, I'm not a happy camper.

I worked on Saturday, and decided to check up on the schedule. To my surprise, my name is whited out with someone's name written over it that I've never heard of. Who is this girl? Oh, my EFFING REPLACEMENT.

So I get upset,...
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syndel:
kiss kiss kiss
iii:
How's the job hunt going?

Don't let the 'Shwa get you down Smashley. Don't do it.

Keep it real yo.

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So I ask for your help...

Where the FUNK do I find PLASTIC FLAMINGOS?!?!

I called everywhere yesterday, Crappy Tire, Zellers, Walmart, dollar stores, garden centres, party places.

I'm beyond stumped.... what to do.
DAMNIT!

Smash
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doctorskinny:
I think my friend has lawn ornaments at the porn store she works at. It's the one in the strip mall near The Corral.
iii:
Hi Smashley....

Any luck with the flamingos?

Hope all is well in 'Shwa City.

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