Hello again!...
Hurray for moving! I have officially left the Shwa, proudly. I'll make sure to post pictures as soon as I can find all of those wires and crazy cables necessary to plug in my digicam.
I decided to go brunette a few days ago. I reeeeally like it, it's a lovely shade of auburn. warren made me feel like poo at first because he's "not attracted to brunettes".
But then he said it looks better than he thought. Pictures soon, darlings.
I must tell you of my creepy neighbours. We only moved in 5 days ago, so we have no idea who anyone is and blah blah.
We have a lovely front garden left by the previous owners, who only moved to another house down the street.
One day, I was walking Warren out when there were two people and a little girl (who used to live in my house) digging a bush out of our garden?
They just kind of stared at first, and managed to say "Oh, this is (the little girls') plant, she wants it. Ooook...
That's weird, but whatevs. So a few days later, the guy that used to live here wanders over to ask how the move is going.
"I see you've taken out the raspberry bush and the other bush eh?"
Wah? Two effing bushes now?
So my mom confronts our neightbour that I saw digging the other day, and asks about both plants.
Apparently the little girl doesn't have her bush, but the creepy foliage theif does. And the raspberry bush?
"Uhh.. ohh yeah, I have that. They said I could take it."
WhatEVS, you weird lady. Take our plants and try to lie about it. I hope they attract lots of BEES!!! Crazy bitch.
Oh yes, she also stole one of those cat silhouttes on a stick out of the garden that was left behind and put it in hers. How tacky, thank you for taking our wooden cat. At least someone did.
So our new home is lovely, aside from our ever-so-slowly disappearing garden, our scary neighbours, and the arson case the just happened down the street.
Hooray for Whitby!!
And I'm starting Weight Watchers.
Ok, I think I've caught you all up in my oh so thrilling life.
I must go, I have naked girls to watch and things to touch.
Hurray for moving! I have officially left the Shwa, proudly. I'll make sure to post pictures as soon as I can find all of those wires and crazy cables necessary to plug in my digicam.
I decided to go brunette a few days ago. I reeeeally like it, it's a lovely shade of auburn. warren made me feel like poo at first because he's "not attracted to brunettes".
But then he said it looks better than he thought. Pictures soon, darlings.
I must tell you of my creepy neighbours. We only moved in 5 days ago, so we have no idea who anyone is and blah blah.
We have a lovely front garden left by the previous owners, who only moved to another house down the street.
One day, I was walking Warren out when there were two people and a little girl (who used to live in my house) digging a bush out of our garden?
They just kind of stared at first, and managed to say "Oh, this is (the little girls') plant, she wants it. Ooook...
That's weird, but whatevs. So a few days later, the guy that used to live here wanders over to ask how the move is going.
"I see you've taken out the raspberry bush and the other bush eh?"
Wah? Two effing bushes now?
So my mom confronts our neightbour that I saw digging the other day, and asks about both plants.
Apparently the little girl doesn't have her bush, but the creepy foliage theif does. And the raspberry bush?
"Uhh.. ohh yeah, I have that. They said I could take it."
WhatEVS, you weird lady. Take our plants and try to lie about it. I hope they attract lots of BEES!!! Crazy bitch.
Oh yes, she also stole one of those cat silhouttes on a stick out of the garden that was left behind and put it in hers. How tacky, thank you for taking our wooden cat. At least someone did.
So our new home is lovely, aside from our ever-so-slowly disappearing garden, our scary neighbours, and the arson case the just happened down the street.
Hooray for Whitby!!
And I'm starting Weight Watchers.
Ok, I think I've caught you all up in my oh so thrilling life.
I must go, I have naked girls to watch and things to touch.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
What's shakin'? Glad you're settling in in Whitby. Shame about those crazy people... But yes, 3 cheers for being out of the 'Shwa.
Others than that.... How are things? How are the job prospects looking?
i liked driving by that "house" that caught fire because i find it ironic the the firehall is directly across the street
and theres that much fire damage?!?!
Woot
nice ending to the stroy tho, i was like hey thats what i do too