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Wassuuuupp...

So I'm getting drunk right now. I've gotten to the stage in which my face in tingling, if not numb.
WOOT WOOT.

SO my Mom came back from england, she boguht me some nice stuff. 6 Victoria's Secret perfumes, 3 Bob Marley albums, and this awesome lip plumping lip gloss by Too Faced. Tres rad...

So you guys should totally buy the new Old Milwaukee cans of beer. Why you may ask?
Oly because there's some sexy pinup chick in her nickers on it! WHAAAAAT.

Last night I had to sleep in my Moms bed, because me and Warren heard something crazy in my basement. We watched Most Haunted before, so of course I was crapping my pants.
There must be a ghost in my house. But it's okay, because I'm moving on September 1st.

You know what's a ood movie? Detroit Rock City. It's on tv right now.

Sooo.. I'm being harrassed, and getting hammed, so I must leave you with this:

What do you call an empty jar of cheese wizz?


CHEESE WAS!!
Ohhhh... another grand one. I hope you all enjoyed my vast land of humour.

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