smashtastic

Wickity wickity whack bitches.

So as of yesterday until Saturday, I'm pet sitting at my Aunt's place. Two cats and one big smelly dog. All of these animals are sadly obese and in desparate need of physical challenge.

I think I'll take the pup for a run today, we both need it. I'll do that to coincide with me Carmen Electra videos, which I did TWICE yesterday!

My Mum has gone to England, for TWO WEEKS. I'll miss her so! I'm in love with the idea that she's currently visiting somewhere in which just encountered a terrorist attack!! Shiza, at least she calls everyday. Le sigh, what a Momma's girl I am!

Warren's playing a show tonight, I think I'll look extra hot for him today. I hate that he's seen me look like complete sweaty asshole the past few days he's come over. But come on, I have no job. I have noone to impress.

Moving... in three weeks?! Fack. This will be our third move in the last 6 years. At least this time we're making it OUT of Oshawa, praise the almighty!

I think I'll commence my lovely jog with the big hairy beast now.

Smashoooola...

Should I go brunette?