smashtastic

Hellooooo!

You're right, it has been almost a month. PURE slacker, but hence I currently have no computer of my own so I wait for my sister to leave her room. It's rare.

How are all of you dudes? I've been mildly okay, I've been in and out of doctors offices and hospitals lately trying to find out what the eff is goin down in my abdomen.
It could be anything from a kidney infection, to appendicitis, to an alien child wrongly implanted below my ribcage.
I've been in a ton of pain, and I can't start work or I might explode.

My gym plans are sooo busted.

So is anyone voting this year? I'm sure not. Actually, a lot of people I know that generally do vote have decided against it. I mean, it's a no go for Liberal (in many opinions), and both NDP and whatstheirfaces are saying "well if you don't vote for us, don't vote Liberal".
So that leaves us with Conservative? Suck my cock.

What else is new... I got to look at a ton of babes today to catch up. Tristan's newest is soo cute. Check'er.

Tell me a joke, for I am lonely and sad and hurty.

Smash.