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Wednesday Dec 14, 2005

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So there's something rediculous like 10 days until Christmas?
It's too bad that on one of my very few days off work, I still have to be in that damned mall!

I've still about half of my shopping to do, and I'm excited about what I've bought for those close to me.
In fact, I'm actually worried about receiving gifts, because I feel as though I've been such a grump lately that I don't deserve them.
But who am I kidding, I heart presents.

I'm going to quit my job for sheez, I just haven't decided if it will be at the end of this week, or right after Christmas.
I do need the money, but at the same time these people are such heartless assholes, that I just might be okay with sacrificing a paycheque to screw them over on the week of the 24th.

So III and scandaleux, as well as myself and Warren will be hitting up the human bodies exhibit at the Science Centre. Have you kids heard about this?...

There's this man that takes corpses of those who have signed their bodies away, to make art out of them? OH yes.
He removes their flesh and drains their blood replacing it with a fluid made mostly of rubber. He keeps their eyes, also replacing their original fluids with this preserving stuff.
THEN he shapes these eyeballed, skinless dead bodies into skateboarders and people doing it.
How fun does that sound?!
I'm soo in.

So how cute is Martini? Swoon. Go tell her you think so too.

Have a good day guys!
Smash
cottser:
Yeah I still have a couple presents to deal with as well. The toughest one will be my dad, but hopefully that will be taken care of tomorrow actually. The mall should be tons o' fun. Actually I don't mind much. But I can imagine it would be different if you worked there!

Wow, these people at your work sound pretty damn bad. A part of me is sooo with you on screwing them over for christmas.
Dec 14, 2005

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