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Sunday Sep 18, 2005

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Callin all dream analysts:

SO last night I had this dream where I was hanging out in downtown Wakefield, this nearby and very quaint little town, however in my dream it was filled with tons and tons of tall redbrick apartment complexes...like maybe twentyfive flights but only like a couple rooms deep. andyhow, I was in a shop somewhere when I hear this weird wailing sound followed by the sound of a collapsing building. I run outside and everyone is stopped in their tracks looking up. I look up and see that while no building is actually totally collapst, several are broken in the middle and leaning on a building next to it and are threatening to fall apart. Then I notice that this odd little man who looks like a cross between the gingerbread man and anpanman appears on the roof of a building, starts to chant something odd, and as he does, the building that he's on starts to sway then eventually tip over.

Clearly, my mind is blown, so I walk back inside and try and get my head around this. Suddenly, this gaggle of young girls dressed in very nice Victorian style dresses walk in with their mother. Their mother tell me that they are on vacation, but that the collapsing building are stressing her out, so she tells me that she's leaving her daughters with me while she goes to Boston to have a cigarette. She tosses me the keys to their hotel suite, and leaves. So, overcome with this sence of responsibility towards the girls now in my charge, I go to the counter and by a pair of khaki pants, a zip u black hoody, and pair of black state-trooper glasses. I quickly get changed into my "disguise" wait outside till that haunting little man appears on top of one of the buildings, then I proceed to fly to the top, and zap the hell out of him with like, Sith style electricity from my hands. As the building starts to fall I somehow use some weird Jedi shit, and put it up straight again.

Now, this goes on for sometime. I maybe zap twenty or so of these guys, and then I take the girls to their hotel to wait for their mom....but that's a whole nother story.

Easily the strangest dream that I've had in awhile.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
kythe:
most probably back to europe somewhere
Sep 18, 2005
tawnya:
That's about it as far as impressions go. I do a little monkey noise, but that's because I'm part monkey.
Sep 18, 2005

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