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smasher

Downers Grove, IL

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Monday Jul 04, 2005

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Last night I had lots of strange dreams. The strangest of them all was about Bruce Willis. For whatever reason, he and I were hanging out. He was wearing these tight jeans, and the whole time I was uncomfortably aware that you could totally see his package....which hung down to his knees. I kept suggesting that he not wear such "obscene pants", but he wouldn't hear of it.

Happy Fourth of July ya'll.
evillyn:
you should move to montana...where they occasionally decide to have no speed limit.
Jul 11, 2005
cybele:
The fucked-up Rastafarian says it
The dribbling libertarian says it
The sweet little Goth
With the ears of cloth says
Babe, I'm on fire
Babe, I'm on fire


Ah, the fabulous Mr. Cave. Perfect for any occasion. A great bit of lyricism. smile

My, but your Fourth of July inflight experience (over NYC) must have been amazing! What a rich and interesting life you have led for such a young lad. (And an auteur, too! Golly!) wink

PS: Jesus, your dream sounds like a NIGHTMARE, actually! (Just watched the film "Sin City." Brucey boy was decent, but looked a right WRECK. And that inner tube-lipped Alba girl! Gaaaah!!! What an absolutely HORRENDOUS piece of casting!)

kiss



[Edited on Jul 12, 2005 5:30PM]
Jul 12, 2005

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