My family farm recently had a new litter of kittens and they decided to task me with giving them away to good homes. I took my kitten sales duty to heart and the results amused me way too much. So please enjoy my kitty ads
This is Duck.
Duck is an introvert who loves organizing CD's by color. Duck worries too much. She constantly phones home to check if she left the stove on
Duck doesn't own a stove
This is Priscilla
Some would say Priscilla is one hot tamale! Those people are wrong, she's a cat.
Don't use Priscilla to spice up your salsa.
This is Kernel Chubbs
Kernel Chubbs served time over in Sweden. She fought an imaginary war with a piece of lint over occupancy of the couch. She's looking for someone to hold her paw will she spends her days on a rocking chair staring out over a field of corn trying to make peace with what she did in those times
This is Judy the II
Judy the II is the first of her namesake. Judy doesn't know how to count.
Her parents support her dream of becoming a lawyer but secretly hope she marries rich
This is the Darkness
The Darkness was born on the night of a half moon. That's in no way significant, but she thinks it adds to her mystique. She enjoys spoken word slam poetry and is sensitive to the fact that she's prematurely greying
This is Kennedy J Fuzz
Kennedy J Fuzz's hero is Mr. Clean. She often mistakes Howie Mandel for him and so has a terrible stand up comedy routine based on cleaning products
For anyone curious, all these cute little losers found loving homes. And I have apparently found a new calling in life. Nuts to art, I'm going sell cats!
