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The first elimination is..... the Auspicious Andrea Brown!!! Over the deafening roar of the crowd of betting spectators, Andrea finds her opponent too much to handle. With her bat in hand she was ready to face any danger but is not able to crush the poor helpless fluffball of cuteness. Not having the cutthroat attitude of there rest of contestants, she bows out of the competition the very first round. So long Andrea you had a very short but good run!

Our contestants faced the dreaded Bunny this round all made it through but one! ..... The Punctual Phil Scott! In an ironic twist Phil was anything but punctual and showed up late to this round, allowing his rabbity opponents enough time to make a little love and not war. Faced now with thousand of droppy ears and puffy tails Phil drowned in the sea of Bunnies! So long Phil you will be missed.

Round 3's results. It was another hard fought battle but Brit the Twit Spears found her and her mohawk the target of an angry rooster. Entering the cockpit Brit was unlucky enough to have to face in the cockpit none other than Little Jerry himself, Mexico's finest fighting cock. Proving to be too much of a match Brit is now eliminated from the competition. So long and good luck!

with Round 4 complete we lose another contestant, say goodbye to Reagan Raggedy Ann Miller! She fought valiantly and matched Garth's scrappy wily wits with her cold calculated cunning, but in the end Garth had a little more stamina and that Raccoon was able to party on!

round 5 is over, and after the carnage is over we say goodbye to my big bro Super Dave Schneider! Dave and Wayne had a pretty epic battle with it spilling all over the town, eventually the 2 combatants found themselves on highway 16. Wayne noticed incoming danger from a Peterbilt barreling down the highway, following his instincts he played dead, leaving Dave to believe himself the winner! Reveling in his false victory he failed to spot his doom behind him.