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smartypants

Member Since 2005

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Gobble gobble,

youporn

missprint:

Happy Thanksgiving you dirty boy!

Nov 22, 2012

bruise:

i dont like shaved dicks :3 haha

Nov 22, 2012

10.16.13
1

Schtuff
So nothing really happened with my friend. I was drunk and sobered…
10.08.13
0

Gross
Wtf?
07.02.13
7

Tuesday Jul 02, 2013
I'm back bitches! What? What? Holla!
03.31.13
2

Sunday Mar 31, 2013
Oh man, Really hungover. Hippity hop, Happy Easter!
02.08.13
3

Friday Feb 08, 2013
Kind of the strangest date I've been on in a long time. 1) I'm hom…
12.25.12
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Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
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11.22.12
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Thursday Nov 22, 2012
Gobble gobble, youporn
10.15.12
13

Monday Oct 15, 2012
Whoa! I just got bit hard by some psycho hose beast on okcupid. I…
10.05.12
5

Friday Oct 05, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen, Over the past few weeks, I've felt terrible…
08.17.12
6

Friday Aug 17, 2012
Life is interesting. I had 3 couples as a group this evening at o…

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Thursday Nov 22, 2012