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Thursday Sep 09, 2004

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So this weekend my best friend came to my house for a visit, which is significant because he lives in St. Louis, Missouri. (and I live in california) and he was visiting his mom in Fresno, with his wife and two kids, and came up to marin by amtrack just to visit me.... um.... and go to the Power Exchange...
And so we went to PE ( AKA: the Power Exchange), but first stopped at home depot to buy rope. Then, at PE, he tied me to the big chain spiderweb. then I had 10 minutes to get to a piont where I could free myself. I failed, but I still got to tie him up! Then he tried to get out, and then we tied up this bystander and her boyfriend took the opertunity to grope her. Then I got tied to a chair, which I DID manage to wiggle out of in under 10 minutes! Then we tied this nice black woman to the chair and talked about me being an escort for her escort service. She got all the ropes undone except for ONE! Then the staff turned on all the lights and kicked us out.
Then I drove him back to his mom's house and his wife bought me a new bikini so I could go in the pool and hot tub with them.
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Then I slept over and the next day met his brother and his brother's girlfriend, had dinner, and played a game of magic (the gathering) with him and then had to drive my but home at midnight (three hours!). Thank goodness I didn't have class on tues. robot


And today's quote is:
WE INTERRUPT TODAY'S QUOTE TO BRING YOU:

Japaneese: lesson two:
Saying "no."

Techniclly, in japaneese, you express "no" by saying, "ee-yea" (commonly written,"iie"). However, the japaneese culture views flat-out refusal to be unforgivably rude, therefore, they have annother, better-recieved word: chyoto.
"Chyoto", strictly translated, means "little", but it commonly means "it's a little inconveniant right now".
There is also word that means "small": "cheesai". But don't mix up the two.
If you are asked out, and say "cheesai" instead of "chyoto", you will be saying, "it's a little too small."
All in all, it's best to just say, "yes."
So go back to your teacher and practice "Hai, sensei!" some more.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
sempi:
Why not slip it in.
Sep 9, 2004
shawna:
People are insane because they don't think a woman can lose her virginity unless it's with a penis. Crazies. confused
Sep 10, 2004

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