Had this forwarded to me:
Subject: Economic Stimulus Payment Funny but TRUE.
"Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.
"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.
"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus
stimulating the economy.
"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus
check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan and China.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Chile, and Guatemala.
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by
spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes
beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
That was it.
So please thank your bartender, your tattoo artist, and even the guy who says "Do you want fries with that" after you just ended your order with "and that is ALL I WANT". These are the true heroes that will once again make us a great and proud nation.
P.S. I <3 Trixxx Not for her great body or her beautiful face but because of something she said.
Subject: Economic Stimulus Payment Funny but TRUE.
"Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.
"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.
"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus
stimulating the economy.
"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus
check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan and China.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Chile, and Guatemala.
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by
spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes
beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
That was it.
So please thank your bartender, your tattoo artist, and even the guy who says "Do you want fries with that" after you just ended your order with "and that is ALL I WANT". These are the true heroes that will once again make us a great and proud nation.
P.S. I <3 Trixxx Not for her great body or her beautiful face but because of something she said.
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tunnel_vision:
CLICK HERE to see racism in the stimulus plan
sabine8:
Thanks. It's so sad and disturbing the way they are all disappearing. 