slut_free_youth

now, i don't understand this... if I am sending a gift, to another state... to a friend... HOW COME IM CHARGED WITH FATHERS DAY PRICES. is that really necessary? you chummy buttholes. I spent more on the shipping, than I did on the gift, how great does that feel? I'll tell you when my head stops fuming. schmucks.

anyways, today is big day number 1. natalie... tomorrow, big day number 2. batman... after tuesday, there's a certain person I have plans on kidnapping, so that might just be the solution.

so i, kourtneelynne, am a very very very very very (times that very by about a million) happy and satisfied girl at the moment. why do you ask? besides hot lesbian sex... i found... a superlicious sale... at the grocery store... *drum roll*... SmartWater, 33oz bottles, 10 for $10. holy moly, talk about giddy. I got so excited, I called a few friends. YES, OVER WATER. When you save almost 2 dollars on a bottle of water, it's something to scream about. haha... I think the last time I got that excited, was when I got my last "toy". which is weird to compare that sort of excitement of a vibrator, to that of a bottle of water. hmm.. haha. but whatever... that factor of the SmartWater was awesome.. and I look like a complete moron right now. MOVING ON

When I get back from Catalina Island next week, Joe is going to finish my ribcages and we're gonna plot the rest of my tummy, good times. I guess they want to do livestream online for some tattooing... I've offered... so I'll keep you all updated on that stuff... because that would be awesome.. kourt topless getting inked... ohhh... .

i think thats all... (looks).. yeah... thats it...

"owe owe owe my face is on fireeeeee"
"SHE PUTS THE LOTION ONTO THE SKIN"

italian dressing + minor cut = disgusting amounts of burning

"hello!? boss?!? Get me Nivea"