slut_free_youth

i woke up this morning, and couldnt remember where i was.
i pulled a brain-muscle or something. brain fart to the ultimate. i open my eyes, stretch, look down, i have a weird black blankie on me. roll over to my right... theres mike... over to my left... theres sam. and all i can think of ....

SCORE!

haha. not really. but that would have been completely awesome if i wouldve got laid by sam and mike. that's hot. but, alas... intact and fully dressed. maybe next time

last night was so much fun. i have been informed by morgan that there is a horrible retrded picture of me and her in our stupid sunglasses, dancin to some it dies today.. holding up gangsta-g signs with our hands. i am on a mission today to find that photo.
throwdown is completely, and utterly... homosexual now. i have never seen so many 13 yr olds with X's on their hands... and all I can think is "you arent old enough to do anything anyway?"... and all these 12 year old girls with short black hair that covers their eyes, and their little converse or vans.
i know.. stereotypical. but goodness... vegas is full of trends and hipsters. it's unfortunate. and throwdown's set was so awful...

set the scene:
lights out.. everyones quiet.
dave says loudly "i just farted on mike's straight edge leg".
laughter.... silence.
throwdown comes out...
"what the fuck is up mother fuckers" (this line is commonly said by the lead singer... in fact.. he opens EVERY show with that line).
"I wanna see those mother fuckin X's in the air mother fuckers. let's fuck this mother fucker up" (english translation: I just drank 5 beers and I want you all to look stupid. make your little arms into X's and lets 2 step like fools")
one hour and 25 minutes of PURE HELL....
I wasn't very impressed with their new songs from the CD that is getting ready to come out. Sounded like... their other CDs. hah. but I won't judge it entirely until the album comes out. I was standing there, and all the "edge" kids that were, well, legal and over 21... were just standing there... shaking their heads at all the stupidity during throwdown's set. The band looked fucked up... and it was a little annoying seeing these junior high kids running around, 2stepping to every song.. and doing little floorpunches to every breakdown.
I walked away,and sat down with some kids and just talked through the whole set because it was bogus.

I spent 2 hours last night talking and thinking about when I was that age, and was going to concerts. Of course they were bands like Gwar, Buried Alive, New Kids on the Block (YEAH THATS RIGHT. I SAID IT), and some other 'alternative listenings'... and I was trying to decide whether I was that irritating, and well, just disrespectful when i was at shows. And I don't really think I was. It pretty much happened with kids, you came.. you listened.. you stayed with mommy.. and you went home. you got a shirt if you let daddy drink and you didnt say anything to mom. and you got a sweatshirt if you were really good and held uncle's beer while he was tieing his shoe... mmm yeah.

i have no problems with "kids" listening to any music they want. i have no problems with "kids" going to shows. i have no problems with "kids" dressing the scene up and frollocking through venues.
i have a problem with "kids" disrespecting adults when they are at shows... disrespecting security... disrespecting "un-popular.. non trustkill or ferret records" bands... attempting to "dance" and making a big scene when they fuck up.

i just have a problem with people who have no regards for anybody but themselves and what cool things they can do in front of their friends... so that when they go to school the next day, and sit in their earth science class or geometry class, they can joke about all the cool things they did. and how they did a roundhouse kick to "forever".

new generation... new irritation.

it's like vaginal discharge... unpleasant and just well, disturbing to hear about.

haha... dude... i need more sleep.

ANTHROPOLOGY TIME. wee!

xoxo