I'm staying at my mom's for a few days while she is in Bourbonnais for something with her work. I'm dog sitting. I miss my computer. It is much easier to masturbate at home. All I have to help me jerk my gherkin are my phone and one of my tablets. The only places I can go to find good wanking material are here and Reddit, whereas at home I have tabs for all of my favorite pirated porn sites open on Firefox.
My mom is fostering a huge beagle. This guy is so fat he has ass cheeks. After he goes outside, you need to wipe his ass for him. It's disgusting. He weighs 54 lbs. He's a sweet dog, though. I just hate wiping his ass.
I'm probably not going to get a whole lot of sleep tonight. The dogs are going to wake me up at five for breakfast, and I won't be able to get back to sleep. I'm trying to get to sleep now, but the Ambien doesn't seem like it's working.