Okay, seriously now. No more SG for a while. 
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Just to keep my 1 or 2 dedicated readers in the loop... I'm officially moving out of the camper and into my house on Saturday! I'll be without a compooter (or at least one that can go to SG) for a week or so. It'll be odd, finally being able to stand up straight in the shower!
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stiles:
Hi Doc, gotta silly question:
What would lead someone to have gigantic, miss-shapen hands and feet, but otherwise normal body structure?
There was a (very cute) girl at the bar tonight with this condition. It looked like her hands belonged on Paul Bunyan. I tried not to stare, but probably failed...
What would lead someone to have gigantic, miss-shapen hands and feet, but otherwise normal body structure?
There was a (very cute) girl at the bar tonight with this condition. It looked like her hands belonged on Paul Bunyan. I tried not to stare, but probably failed...
er:
1. volkov has a big mouth
2. stiles: marfan's? tall and skinny girl?
3. major, you're so handy. and i can get most of those channels (not 5 though, and not 2 enough to see) but they are very snowy...i'll try the foil...i really won't electrocute myself?
actually, my cable situation is supposed to be "solved" today. shhhh.
i thought you wouldn't have internet for a week? you addict.
2. stiles: marfan's? tall and skinny girl?
3. major, you're so handy. and i can get most of those channels (not 5 though, and not 2 enough to see) but they are very snowy...i'll try the foil...i really won't electrocute myself?
actually, my cable situation is supposed to be "solved" today. shhhh.
i thought you wouldn't have internet for a week? you addict.
Stanley Steemer ROCKS!!!! You should see how great my carpeting looks.
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unnecessaryz:
Ha! I use to work for Stanley Steamer. They do rock if you're into that whole slave labor scene. They didn't talk you into getting scotch guard, did they? That stuff is totally just water.
er:
12:00 appt saw me at 3:15, for less than 10 minutes.
official dx: chronic otitis externa, aka excema. scrip: kenelog (keneloc? can't read the writing) applied to ear 3-4x qd for 5 days... then only use it when itchiness arrives. (QD, BID, TID, how do you say 4x a day?)
it's been a long pain in the ass of a stupid day. hopefully this concert tonight will turn things around a little.
official dx: chronic otitis externa, aka excema. scrip: kenelog (keneloc? can't read the writing) applied to ear 3-4x qd for 5 days... then only use it when itchiness arrives. (QD, BID, TID, how do you say 4x a day?)
it's been a long pain in the ass of a stupid day. hopefully this concert tonight will turn things around a little.
Suddenly the thought of moving all my crap AGAIN is overwhelming.
*sigh*
But this will be for the last time (well, until July 2007.)
Does anyone know what yesterday was?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
It was damn annoying around the Pathology Department, let me tell you....
*sigh*
But this will be for the last time (well, until July 2007.)
Does anyone know what yesterday was?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
It was damn annoying around the Pathology Department, let me tell you....
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volkov:
oooooooh allright...but I still get to wheelie out of every stop sign and red light I come to, right?.....right?!?
:p
don't worry I have no intention of revving up the bike at a stop just to hear it whine....not like it's a v-twin or nuthin anyhow....now if there is a cute girl in a car in the lane next to me...well...I'm sure you'd understand.
:p
don't worry I have no intention of revving up the bike at a stop just to hear it whine....not like it's a v-twin or nuthin anyhow....now if there is a cute girl in a car in the lane next to me...well...I'm sure you'd understand.
er:
i purposefully did 5 years of undergrad so i could pick up 2 bachelors'. and it didn't help.
It's official: I have 3 keys and 2 garage door remote openers.
And some kid already tried to sell me candy for his band trip.
And some kid already tried to sell me candy for his band trip.
er:
crasssssss
mistersatan:
Potientally? Pffftt!
"I'm an eggplant? Then you're a fuckin' zuccini!"
"I'm an eggplant? Then you're a fuckin' zuccini!"
I think my brain needs a new set of spark plugs. And an oil change and fuel filter.
-Doc in the Dunce Cap
-Doc in the Dunce Cap
er:
oh you poophead
i didn't know the generic name, i had to look it up.
HAR HAR HAR.
i didn't know the generic name, i had to look it up.
HAR HAR HAR.
Okay, time to get to work this weekend:
1. Fiberglass the hull of my kayak.
2. Read lots and lots of Hematology.
3. Go to the gym at least once.
4. Go for a run at least once.
5. Go get my new, used truck(-lette.)
Don't you wish you were here?
1. Fiberglass the hull of my kayak.
2. Read lots and lots of Hematology.
3. Go to the gym at least once.
4. Go for a run at least once.
5. Go get my new, used truck(-lette.)
Don't you wish you were here?
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volkov:
yeah. the bike's in Virginia. the pic was taken right after they did the new paint job back in march. hopefully it hasn't been destroyed since then. I'm expecting some newer pics soon.
I've got a DK...but I've found www.imotorcyclestore.com to be really a good source too. that's where I got my helmet/boots etc.
I've got a DK...but I've found www.imotorcyclestore.com to be really a good source too. that's where I got my helmet/boots etc.
er:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.htm
since i know you don't get to the boards much on your own
since i know you don't get to the boards much on your own
Great news! My last mortgage payment will be in September 2033!
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murkling:
If you pay twice the amount due every month you can have it paid off by 2018.
chiquita:
that's *NOT* something we think about, now!!!
going to the rennaissance festival next week...i'll drink a glass of mead for ya!
hope all's well! xo!
going to the rennaissance festival next week...i'll drink a glass of mead for ya!
hope all's well! xo!
Okay, I know you were all distraught over my pickup truck hunt. Relax. It's all okay now.
I found a 1993 Mazda B2200 with 20k on its new engine and clutch for $3195.00. This thing was owned by my psychological clone: he even cleaned the underside of the hood, and *gasp* used Rain-X!!!!
It's white, perfectly ding-free and ready to haul a kayak up and...
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I found a 1993 Mazda B2200 with 20k on its new engine and clutch for $3195.00. This thing was owned by my psychological clone: he even cleaned the underside of the hood, and *gasp* used Rain-X!!!!
It's white, perfectly ding-free and ready to haul a kayak up and...
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maeda:
woo hooo
glad you found your truck.
hope to talk to you soon !!!
glad you found your truck.
hope to talk to you soon !!!
er:
i love rain x
if i had a car and weren't a lazy person by nature, i'd use it.
other genius inventions: peel-off stamps, orabase, and nupercainal. noticing a trend? me neither. my newest obsession is BreatheRight strips. wow.
if i had a car and weren't a lazy person by nature, i'd use it.
other genius inventions: peel-off stamps, orabase, and nupercainal. noticing a trend? me neither. my newest obsession is BreatheRight strips. wow.
I Need a small, used pickup truck. But WTF!? $4.5k for an ugly 10-year old Nissan with 77k miles that needs new tires?! If you love your damn truck that much, why are you even selling it!!!!!
As for the remainder of my outwardly mundane-appearing life, I should be moving into Casa S.P.OK on the 20th, once the carpets get a good, thorough cleaning. Professional...
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As for the remainder of my outwardly mundane-appearing life, I should be moving into Casa S.P.OK on the 20th, once the carpets get a good, thorough cleaning. Professional...
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er:
(edited for length, emailed you the whole thing)
hahahaha
i jumped on AIM when i read that, but you're not there, so i'll respond here. what kind of doctor jumps to what kind of disease without knowing anything? where did you go to med school? know what they call the person who graduates last in their class at med school? "Doctor." surely you knew that already, but that was for the other people who worship me and follow my trail around SG...
CD is pretty common round these parts (*points to butt*)... ED is very uncommon. ***WAIT, i didn't mean it like that. i mean i hadn't heard the term ED (but i figured it out when you said bob dole)--i didn't want you to think that my butt inspired erections. *** hahahaha.
um, fuck sousaphones. i mean like a good elvis costello bass line. i.e. bass. bass guitar. sousaphone. shoosh. (that's a volkov word) speaking of volkov, have you seen his peeny on his SB set from a while back? (he's gonna kill me again!)
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hahahaha
i jumped on AIM when i read that, but you're not there, so i'll respond here. what kind of doctor jumps to what kind of disease without knowing anything? where did you go to med school? know what they call the person who graduates last in their class at med school? "Doctor." surely you knew that already, but that was for the other people who worship me and follow my trail around SG...
CD is pretty common round these parts (*points to butt*)... ED is very uncommon. ***WAIT, i didn't mean it like that. i mean i hadn't heard the term ED (but i figured it out when you said bob dole)--i didn't want you to think that my butt inspired erections. *** hahahaha.
um, fuck sousaphones. i mean like a good elvis costello bass line. i.e. bass. bass guitar. sousaphone. shoosh. (that's a volkov word) speaking of volkov, have you seen his peeny on his SB set from a while back? (he's gonna kill me again!)
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er:
don't start with those damn pirates
i wasn't making pirate noises
i was just expressing...well, you know.
argh!
more like a low growl
or a rumble
my ears are REALLY gross today. thanks, bud.
i wasn't making pirate noises
i was just expressing...well, you know.
argh!
more like a low growl
or a rumble
my ears are REALLY gross today. thanks, bud.
Hope all is well in casa SPOK.