You know how much a decent house costs around here?! 
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Hmmph. 
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slightpressureok:
Just grumbling. 
mistersatan:
You're grumbling? I have a lump in my gut that won't go back in- plus it hurts every time I cough! 
Still livin' la vida dopa' -should be out of the camper in another 2 weeks and into a rental house. Then into one I own. Crap, I really am halfway to dead.
Things under the microscope are beginning to make sense. What scares me is how almost every specimen looks like some sort of food or another as I pull it from the formalin. Especially...
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Things under the microscope are beginning to make sense. What scares me is how almost every specimen looks like some sort of food or another as I pull it from the formalin. Especially...
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maeda:
hi you!!!
elan:
LOL, yeah, that Krispy Kreme is WAY too convenient 
and think about this.. I live WAY too close to the Tacoma Mall
and think about this.. I live WAY too close to the Tacoma MallHave I mentioned that I *love* my job?
Diagnosing disease from the hospital basement with a microscope is like driving by a gruesome, flaming wreck that involves only strangers.
Lurid, no?
Diagnosing disease from the hospital basement with a microscope is like driving by a gruesome, flaming wreck that involves only strangers.
Lurid, no?
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volkov:
I was told that once before. It's enough to not make you want to eat MRE's...that and they fact that that are pretty gross. Though, to be honest, I don't think the secondary effect really hits me much.
sounds like fun...
peering over the slides...."oooooh this guy's sooo dead!"
sounds like fun...
peering over the slides...."oooooh this guy's sooo dead!"
stiles:
Yeehah!
Kinda like fixing cars with thrown rods. "Yep. it's real broke. Lucky it didn't burn to the ground"...
Kinda like fixing cars with thrown rods. "Yep. it's real broke. Lucky it didn't burn to the ground"...
A very special thanks to MisterSatan, evidently my only SG friend.
(And that's not just a plea for attention )
(And that's not just a plea for attention
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whiskey_____:
*cough*
what the hell are you talking about?
*as mint chocolate chip ice cream drips down onto the keyboard*
what the hell are you talking about?
*as mint chocolate chip ice cream drips down onto the keyboard*
mistersatan:
Well, not EVERY room...
And yeah, I'm still up for it. BTW, when are you gonna apply for SGSeattle? You know who runs it now?
And yeah, I'm still up for it. BTW, when are you gonna apply for SGSeattle? You know who runs it now?
HAH! Did my first autopsy this week. It's so cool to take something apart without having to worry about proper reassembly. I am now convinced I have the coolest job in the world (next to prescribing Oxycontin to Winona Ryder, that is.)
The netnanny at work forbids SG access, not surprisingly. Once I'm out of the camper in 4 weeks I'll have a DSL of...
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The netnanny at work forbids SG access, not surprisingly. Once I'm out of the camper in 4 weeks I'll have a DSL of...
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mistersatan:
Remind me to never let you play with my Legos, or look at my car.
mistersatan:
Trust me, I won't- that shit's fucking NASTEE.
Have you ever thought about just how much time we (well, some of us) spend mitigating entropy? Laundry, housecleaning, personal hygiene, washing the car, applying Rain-X to the windshield?
Just something I was puzzling over this morning...
Thanks to all for the birthday wishes. Geez, it's just about 1/2 over and I still have no idea what it's all been about.
Just something I was puzzling over this morning...
Thanks to all for the birthday wishes. Geez, it's just about 1/2 over and I still have no idea what it's all been about.
girlblue:
did somebody say Rain-X?
mistersatan:
Even though entropy is the natural state of the universe, I still wouldn't like to sleep amid several empty pizza boxes (even though I have).
So when does my profile age actually change to 43?
Laugh now... but you'll see what it's like to get up to pee 3 times a night!
Laugh now... but you'll see what it's like to get up to pee 3 times a night!
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zanarki:
Happy Birthday Doc!
volkov:
Dr. Death...you are a scary, scary man.
really? Born on the 4th of July?
Happy (belated...hey yer lucky I got to wishing it this month...I DO work for the government after all)
and I already DO get up to pee three times a night.....but then, that's cause I am up drinking until 6am...does that count?
Happy Birthday, dood!
really? Born on the 4th of July?
Happy (belated...hey yer lucky I got to wishing it this month...I DO work for the government after all)
and I already DO get up to pee three times a night.....but then, that's cause I am up drinking until 6am...does that count?
Happy Birthday, dood!
Okay, this it it. I really Really REALLY am going to work tomorrow.
I just hope I have the 4th off....
I just hope I have the 4th off....
mistersatan:
You know it. 
mistersatan:
You were in the wrong mall- the South Hill Mall down the street from where I live has them. Cause you KNOW you need one.
So, yesterday I toured the Boeing 707 which served as Air Force One from Ike to Dick. Of note was a lavatory designed expressly for Jackie O. I thought the ornate, gold-toned towel bars and Kleenex box holder were tacky tacky tacky.
MisterSatan made me go to Krispy Kreme for doughnuts.
I feel so.... dirty.
MisterSatan made me go to Krispy Kreme for doughnuts.
I feel so.... dirty.
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volkov:
THAT was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay many more adjectives than I needed.
what IS it with doctors and describing bowel movements!?!?
ugh
:vomit:
what IS it with doctors and describing bowel movements!?!?
ugh
:vomit:
pyronautica:
MisterSatan makes everyone feel drrty. ( spelled for all those Christina Aguilera fans out there. ) Thanks for offering to help me move! That's so sweet of you, though I actually think I can do pretty well with just Azura. I got most of my stuff packed and it's only taking up about 4 containers, not including my computer, obviously.
Finally, all my crap is in one place. The fact that I lived without my shipment from Egypt for 2 months makes me wonder if I really need it at all.
I hate stuff.
I love stuff.
I hate stuff.
I love stuff.
Know what I mean?
I hate stuff.
I love stuff.
I hate stuff.
I love stuff.
Know what I mean?
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mistersatan:
*sings*
SPO, my friend, don't click away uneasy...
You poor old sod, you see, they're all eighteen...
SPO, my friend, don't click away uneasy...
You poor old sod, you see, they're all eighteen...
pyronautica:
I know how you feel, I'm constantly all bi-polar about shit. Get better!!!
I am honestly looking forward to starting work on the 1st. I need that framework -left to my own schedule I seem to accomplish nothing.
My new hospital ID badge makes me very happy -it says "DEPT PATHOLOGY" on it. Now when people curbside me for medical advice I can ask them to come back when they're dead!
Does anyone want to go to the...
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My new hospital ID badge makes me very happy -it says "DEPT PATHOLOGY" on it. Now when people curbside me for medical advice I can ask them to come back when they're dead!
Does anyone want to go to the...
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murkling:
You absolutely must go to the Bjork show! It would be worth it at twice the price. Bjork is one of the most amazing live performers on the planet. If you have ever been to a concert and found out that the vocalists skill was all created in the studio you will find Bjork to be exactly the opposite. Go go go ! I can't stress this enough.
mistersatan:
Yeah, cause I haven't paid my bill... it oughta be back up by tomorrow, though. And don't make me angry... you wouldn't like it when I'm angry...
*changes into Lou Ferrigno*
*changes into Lou Ferrigno*
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