sliggy

Hello all! Are you looking for a great holiday film to watch this year? Well look no further, have I got just the thing for you!!



The back reads...

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town, blood thirsty elves are about to get down! An innocent romp in the woods turns into a hellish nightmare when three young girls accidentally awaken an army of evil "Elves" genetically created by a Neo-Nazi mad scientist during World War II. These hideous creatures don't work for Santa...they have a special mission: to mate with a virgin and take over the world as a pint sized master race!"

I have seen this movie and it is hilariously bad. Three things...

1) Don't the Elves kinda look like Bronson Pinchot?
2) It's called "Elves", plural, but there is only one fucking elf throughout the whole damn movie.
3) That stupid thing is the master race?!

Hard one to find, but if you do, I highly recommend it for a good laugh.

Enjoy!

P.S. And, if you are not a Dan Haggerty fan, there is always THIS unknown actor and something about a chocolate factory.