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I have a joke for everyone.

What's brown and sticky?
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A stick!

bok

Yeah...that's my new favorite.
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squire:
Hi.
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I skipped fencing practice last night. I was feeling particularly lazy, which isn't a good excuse, but its the only excuse I have. That makes two weeks in a row without practice; I'm not going to know which end of the sword to poke people with if I keep this up.

On the upside, I did some shopping. I picked up the latest issue of...
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nightclover:
Wow you fence that's pretty cool. well I'd write more but sandman is blowing some shit in my eyes. later
lemur:
I just wanted to say that i like anyone who likes Lemony Snicket and if you ever want to talk to someone about them, please write! biggrin I am currently on the Ersatz Elevator. I just discovered these books...and i am having a great time!
Hope you have a nice day and all...!
- ME
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I have learned a valuable lesson today and feel obligated to share it with one and all:

Don't sweat the petty things...
...or pet the sweaty things.

bok
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Only 23 more days until my trip to New Orleans with my gay ex boyfriend. Apparently he has every intention of spending each and every day in New Orleans steenking drunk, so I guess I'll be babysitting an alcoholic for the most part. Eh. Its better than being at work.

I bought a new CD over the weekend, Facing Future by "IZ", Israel Kamakawaiwo'ole. Kind...
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So, totally out of nowhere today I get this allergic reaction.

Here I am, sitting at work, minding my own business. I was typing away at my keyboard, and sort of absently touched my neck, and I felt odd little bumps. Lots of them. And a few hours later, I can feel them on my face. You can't really notice them, like they aren't red...
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sliceablekitty:
Aw, damn. You're right.

Note to self....stop scorning god...


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There's a christmas parade going on outside my door right now. I watched for about ten seconds and heard country christmas music and saw ten foot high flames shooting up from the back of some float.

People were impressed by this.

Stupidity should be painful.

bok
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cunninglinquist:
sounds like a interesting site.
sliceablekitty:
My solar plexus hurts.

I wasn't sure what a solar plexus was until a few weeks ago when I was fencing with a friend and took a nice firm stab in the chest, about where I'm told the solar plexus is located. It knocked the wind out of me.

Now, understand, this isn't modern fencing with teeny little fencing foils. We do medieval style fencing with great big rapiers. Granted, the rapier tip is covered, but they can still deliver a nice solid poke if you aren't careful.

And a few weeks later, my solar plexus still hurts. And I can't wait for fencing practice on Thursday.

Stabby, stabby!