sledgepammer

I had honestly forgotten about this place 'till Monday when the bank called me, asking about suspicious charges on my debit card.

Which yeah, that makes sense because I never use the damn thing and I went away to Orlando for the weekend and spent all my money at a hair expo.

Along with my astronomical purchases at The Premiere Hair Expo, various bars, and IHOP, the bank lady mentioned "SG Services." And I'm all "what the hell is that...?" Then it all came flooding back to me, so I quickly said "Oh, yes! It's a um.....a website I subscribe to." I'm sure my reaction seemed suspicious but I really did not want to have to explain all this to sweet and elderly Mildred from the bank.

So that's my story.

Yeah. Graduating school next month. I went to CA in April because I have a sugar daddy. Going back in July to go sailing with one of the coolest dudes evah!

I am hungry!