sledge_hammer

Night 1 and Day 1

the hotel does not give free Internet which i don't understand isn't Internet the "color TV" of the 2000's??? who would not just give that away. I steal it from my next door neighbors and they don't even change the sheets on my bed. but anyway so i am sitting in a Lickity Split ice cream place in the mall checking mail and making a post.

I am sure all of you are waiting on the edge of your seats to see what happens to me this week, all 6 of you maybe 7. I get checked in but I don't get a key to the room. they need us to be around for tests and meeting and "other" stuff.

so my first test is a 565 question true or false psychology test which was hard to answer with my "other" personalities fighting for answers. I like the series of questions... do you like science, have you had a drinking problem, do you feel alone, do want to hurt yourself or others, Do you hear voices. I just like how they slip in a question that is so "are you crazy?". there was one like "do you feel you are possessed?" which for those Martin short and Inner space fans will get a 2 minute laugh. so I quickly got my test done so i could get the little blue star someone promised me. And they moved my head doctor examine from 3pm Monday or today to last night because she was ready for more. The test went ok no ink blot which was a drag. She did ask what was the most traumatic thing that has happened in my life and how has it changed me. This was kinda tough for me because Nothing really really bad has happened to me. So i went with my parents splitting up. Because i am sure it had a huge impact but I could not say what because it has made me what i am today. I am happy with myself so NEXT. So all in all that test was ok. when i get back to my room all the PA crew people jumped me and beat me with bags of door knobs and oranges, they said it was part of the show so i was ok with it after that.

So today, Monday I have my medical test with another doctor. Basic questions about my health and what not. The only bad thing was my ear. It is still messed up from last month and has a lot of dried blood in it and she saw that. So if i have a strike now it would be that. Oh and they took some blood. Having blood drawn lying on a bed in a hotel room for Bert and Dom he was a lot like him, even did the finger thing very odd. Moon river. I kid she was a little 4 foot female doctor no big deal.

so the rest of my day is free and tomorrow is a total down day. So i can do want i want just need to call and ask. Wednesday will be the big day because that will be the meeting with the show people to see if i am good for the show. I hope there will not be a spelling test because that would get me booted off for sure.

I will know Thursday if I am on for the show.

Til next time Kip