sleazy_e

Ugh.

I feel like a steaming pile of poo that somebody beat with a hammer. How do I know what that feels like, you ask? Simple Barbra Walters recently interviewed a steaming pile of poo that was the victem of a senseless beating by a group of young scruffy tear aways... with hammers. She's very in depth with her interviews.

As you may have guessed...
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dez:

I love that you use the word "poo" I find it under-rated. And yes, that's the first thing I gravitated towards from your blog, what does that say about me?

Could those posters, awsome as they are, look any less like Sonny Chiba?

... so many questions so early in the morning.

Feb 22, 2008

And another thing...

I just recently did stand up comedy for the first time ever. I've been doing live comedy/rock shows for a couple years now, but that's different. There's music and another person. With stand up, you're all alone up there to sink or swim.

Don't ask me how or why, but I was asked to do stand up for an event that was...
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nytespryte:

The crew of Zulu passes out these painted coconuts every year. They are not supposed to actually throw them anymore for fear of hitting people in the head but they were cheating a little this year and tossing them a little farther than they should. You usually have to get pretty close to the float for one and they usually don't give out many. I think this year they had more of the plain silver ones which is what I got. My art class in high school made a bunch of really cool ones for a teacher that was in the crew one year. It's one of those things that would have thrilled me to no end when I was little, and will make a really good keepsake after I move back out of the city.

Feb 21, 2008

I absolutely love the city of New Orleans. Love it! I just got back from doing a show there for the second time, and it couldn't have been better. If you've never been there, put it on your list of shit to do. Seriously. If you go to New Orleans and lick the sidewalk, it tastes like happy. Ok, probably not, but I hear it's...
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FREE SHOW IN PHILLY!!!

Saturday December 29th at the Khyber in Philly we are doing a FREE SHOW.

In addition to have no cover to get in, we will be giving away:

FREE CD's
FREE DVD's
FREE t-shirts
FREE vibrators

And there will be a film crew there making a movie about us, so if you want to be in the movie just show up...
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lovette:

Thanks for the friend request!

xoxo

Lovette Suicide

Dec 31, 2007

So my first attempt at booking a comedy show was hit and miss. The turn out wasn't as good as I'd hoped for, but the people who came said it was a great show. I actually over heard a woman say to one of her friends that she's never laughed that hard in her life. I got nothing but positive feedback. The lesson here is...
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acacia:

Tell 'em you'll do a striptease. That always works for bringing a crowd out.

If nothing else, actually do it.

(haha, you can tell, I've got nothing! But I tried to suggest!)

Nov 11, 2007

ally:

THX for commenting on my set!

Nov 29, 2007

I'm making my first attempt at booking comedy shows. I've performed them, but never set them up. So I figured, why not start out huge? I booked 3 excellent comedians that have worked with Chappelle, Howard Stern, and Conan. Since I set the whole thing I threw myself on the bill as a host along with my partner in crime, Dirty Diamond. The show is...
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