dooood i need to get the fucking treadmill my aunt and uncle are giving me for free. this bitch is getting sloppy. shhhiiiiittttttt.
haha and today i cut my buddy jasons hair out in the fucking garage. hahaha i felt like a fucking hoosier. bah. its funnier than it sounds.
i love the feeling right after i take a big shit. its so relaxing/relieving. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
haha and today i cut my buddy jasons hair out in the fucking garage. hahaha i felt like a fucking hoosier. bah. its funnier than it sounds.
i love the feeling right after i take a big shit. its so relaxing/relieving. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

The other day, in the bathroom at work, I had that wonderful. well, relief. So, I'm washing my hands after, and a coworker comes in, a little taken back, so I say,